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Not Safe for Humanity - Usually used to describe an extremely disturbing or overly adult thing that can and will scar, disturb and make hundreds of people go "What the crap!?"
$00pah NiN10Doh! Pokemon Snap XXX = NSFH
NSFH by ruff1298 February 26, 2009
Words you can keep
The same as NSFW, but instead of work it’s not safe for home / house
That adult erotic art book you have isn’t NSFH, since you have children and all.
NSFH by Mass effect fan June 17, 2021
Related Words
NSFH nsfhc NSFHE
Not Safe For Homosexicles -- a phrase, image, video, or song that has the potential to offend faggots.
{Seen in the description of a YouTube video of a drone flight}:

I also added NSFH (Not Safe For Homosexicles) because one of the songs does have the potential to be mildly offensive to some members of the LGBTQ+ community.
NSFH by Telephony June 8, 2021
Not safe for husband
Yeah this pic is definitely NSFH
NSFH by john keener February 12, 2020
Acronym for Not Safe For Human Eyes; Something so incredibly inappropriate or grotesque that it is not only unsuitable for work but for human eyes in general.
Goatse, Lemon Party, and Tubgirl are NSFHE.
NSFHE by John X. Doe July 8, 2005
Not Safe For Human Contact !!!! something or someone sooo terribly horrible that they shouldn't be touched or be allowed to touch you because you might die or something like that.
dude 1: Jheeez that dude Cordell is NSFHC
dude 2: Why ?
Dude 1: Cos you might die if you touch him
dude 2: Wow i'm never going near him again
Cordell: Hey guys
(dude 1 and 2 run off)
Cordell: What did I say?
nsfhc by squirrel FTW!!!! February 14, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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