THE FV¢K?

An abbreviated form of what the fuck? with some letters of the word fuck replaced in order to circumvent the onboard censors found in many online BBS programs (forums or even fora if you really want to be an ass about it).
{CFrom a YouTube description of a drone flight that has Slayer music overlaid upon it}

THE FV¢K?
Slayer is neither *SWEET* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like box jellyfish venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
by Telephony July 02, 2019
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Mug-A-Treating

When unruly teenage children go out on Halloween night and steal the bags of candy from the younger children Trick-Or-Treating in the area.
These same teens are often also guilty of TPing peoples trees & houses, going pumpkin killing, and going nigger knocking while leaving flaming bags of dog shit on the porch.
{Carl}: Hey Jason, it's Halloween. Let's go out Mug-A-Treating later!
{Jason}: Good idea Car;! Maybe we'll also go nigger knocking after we've eaten all of the candy we took from all of those stupid kids in their Spiderman costumes. Let me go get some bags...know where any dog poo is?
by Telephony October 29, 2014
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carpet pig

Young children; offspring, kids, spawn, etc.
Hey Helen?
How's that little carpet pig of yours doing?
Has he gotten into any mischief lately?
by Telephony May 09, 2011
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horse pig

Vulgar slang term for a mounted police officer (a, "mountie" as a Canadian citizen would call them).
{Husoos}: Hey Hozay! Better stash that dope quickly! There's a horse pig coming this way!
{Hozay}: Thanks for the warning Husoos!!! Dope stashed!!!
by Telephony November 25, 2012
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Faggot Cat

A parody of the song, "Robot Cat" by Logan Whitehurst
On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,

I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,

so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way

I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away

Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say

There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws

It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,

but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears

Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?

I saw a faggot cat looking right at me

Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices

It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar

Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium

Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,

'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power

When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat
by Telephony May 29, 2016
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urinepenis

Plain and simple: a peacock.
"Pea" sounds like, "pee" and, "cock" is self-explanatory.
Didja hear that the zoo has a new urinepenis on display?
by Telephony December 12, 2020
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tape poop

The residue left behind by some types of adhesive tape (duct tape is particularly notorious for this) when the tape is removed.
{Seen on a web page hosting a review of a drone}:

And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone.

I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.
by Telephony October 04, 2020
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