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synthetic clapping

Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.
I can't stand the sound of real clapping in music, but synthetic clapping is fine with me.
by Telephony May 23, 2014
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no room at the inn

Meaning that a thing (such as a wastepaperbasket) or a place (such as a garden shed) is absofuckinglutely stuffed to capacity and can simply hold no more without the lid shooting off or the door(s) bursting open.
(Angie): Craig, can you please put that cat carrier in the garden shed?

(Craig): Sorry, no can do. There'should no room at the inn.
by Telephony June 2, 2014
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formuler

How Mr. Krabs on the television program SpongeBob SquarePants often pronounces the word, "formula".
{Mr. Krabs}: What was that? Oh its just Plankton on another one of his failed missions to steal the Krabby Patty secret formuler again. Oy Plankton, down the shitbowl you go!!! {flushing sound}
by Telephony June 6, 2014
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spatcheler

How Mr. Krabs on the TV program SpongeBob SquarePants often pronounces the word, "spatula"
{Mr. Krabs}: SpongeBob, did you break your spatcheler again?
by Telephony June 6, 2014
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poddy

How many people pronounce the word, "potty".
Can be used to describe the act of ejecting micturition or the urine itself.

Some people use the word to describe the act of leaving a shit as well.
Hold on a moment -- I really need to go poddy before we leave!
by Telephony June 9, 2014
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Star Track

The way some people say or write the title, "Star Trek" -- a science fiction series that started in the 1960s and has had a number of spin-off series and movies since then.
If this picture of the Enterprise doesn't look at all familiar, then you must have never seen an episode of Star Track.
by Telephony June 9, 2014
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litterbox muscle

The feline analogue to the toilet muscle -- that is, a cat's ass.
{Debbie}: Craig, Nikki's litterbox muscle is dirty again.
{Craig}: Ok mom, I'll get Nikki cleaned up straight away.
by Telephony June 14, 2014
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