Circle The Drain

What inevitably happens when you start using or relapse on drugs and quickly go down hill, losing everything you own.

I was sober for ten months and then I slipped up and started to circle the drain.

by Teekums July 01, 2020

breakfast rail

When you scrape up all the left over coke or meth off your card, razor blade, mirror, and/or scrape out your pipe frosties to do a line or rail after a night of partying or when you have nothing left and are making a last ditch effort to get high.

"Dude, I smoked up all my stash last night, I had to do a breakfast rail just to make it to work this morning."

by Teekums September 01, 2017

hocowing

A sexual act that involves making your sex partner get milked and moo like a cow.

“Looking forward to hocowing my girl tonight.”

“I’m ready for my date tonight, I’m gonna be hocowing for sure!”

by Teekums August 27, 2020

blosdom

A balloon when it’s used as a condom.

Bro I was banging this chick last night and didn’t have a condom, so I pulled out a blosdom instead.

by Teekums July 01, 2019

Dingy

What you call a woman who is trying to snag a husband so that she can let herself go. Similar to when you pull a ring to inflate a floating rubber dingy/life boat, your bride gains weight rapidly once you put a ring on it.

Tom: “Hey that girl looks pretty hot.”
Art: “Fuck that, that girl is a dingy for sure!”

by Teekums November 20, 2020

shwampied

When everything around you seems to go wrong all at once, often, but not always, as a result of using crystal meth. Not to be confused with “circling the drain”, as being “shwampied” refers more towards small scale events that happen in a single day.

Lindsay: “My cellphone speaker broke, my tv has the black screen of death, my car window got stuck down, I have to get tested for COVID-19, my microwave quit working, and I lost my vape!”
Teek: “Wow, girl, you got shwampied!”

by Teekums October 19, 2020

Skroose

A way to say "that's gross" or "screws" or "just gross" interchangeably. Can also be spelled scrus, skrus, sckrus, scroose or sckroose.

Eric: "What are you gonna do with all these skroose?"
Sara: "I'll tell you what I'm not gonna do, you!! Because that's skroose!"

-Or-

Fuzz: "Hey, did you meet that one puke at the party last night?"
Teek: "Yeah he was all over me, skroose!"

by Teekums May 03, 2017