Circle The Drain

What inevitably happens when you start using or relapse on drugs and quickly go down hill, losing everything you own.
I was sober for ten months and then I slipped up and started to circle the drain.
by Teekums July 1, 2020
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breakfast rail

When you scrape up all the left over coke or meth off your card, razor blade, mirror, and/or scrape out your pipe frosties to do a line or rail after a night of partying or when you have nothing left and are making a last ditch effort to get high.
"Dude, I smoked up all my stash last night, I had to do a breakfast rail just to make it to work this morning."
by Teekums September 1, 2017
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hocowing

A sexual act that involves making your sex partner get milked and moo like a cow.
Looking forward to hocowing my girl tonight.”

“I’m ready for my date tonight, I’m gonna be hocowing for sure!”
by Teekums August 27, 2020
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TEEKING

The act of one-upping or outperforming a troll. Trolling a troll for the purpose of offending or annoying them, often skillfully using their own techniques and strategies.
BEN: "Did you see that horribly offensive post that troll Erik posted?"
ART: "Fuck yeah I did! But it was hilarious my sister was teeking him all day!
by Teekums June 20, 2017
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Skroose

A way to say "that's gross" or "screws" or "just gross" interchangeably. Can also be spelled scrus, skrus, sckrus, scroose or sckroose.
Eric: "What are you gonna do with all these skroose?"
Sara: "I'll tell you what I'm not gonna do, you!! Because that's skroose!"

-Or-

Fuzz: "Hey, did you meet that one puke at the party last night?"
Teek: "Yeah he was all over me, skroose!"
by Teekums May 3, 2017
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grandma comment

When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.
"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"

"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."

"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."
by Teekums February 2, 2017
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blosdom

A balloon when it’s used as a condom.
Bro I was banging this chick last night and didn’t have a condom, so I pulled out a blosdom instead.
by Teekums July 1, 2019
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