Definitions by Tee Hi

Thirstation 

The liquid version of starvation; a state in which one is so thirsty, they think they will die from it.

"Man, if I don't get something to drink soon, I'm gonna die of thirstation!

Thirstation by Tee Hi March 17, 2021

Hearlucinate 

The audible version of "hallucinate", to imagine that you heard something.

"Did you just ask me a question, or did I hearlucinate?"

Hearlucinate by Tee Hi March 17, 2021

Yawnish 

The almost-language-like noises made when a person attempts to speak while yawning.

Person 1: "Paaaa m th sawwwww."
Person 2: Stop that! You know I don't speak Yawnish!

Yawnish by Tee Hi March 17, 2021

mornoon 

Late MORning / early afterNOON

I sleep late, so when I get up at 11:45, I greet my man with "Good mornoon."

mornoon by Tee Hi February 18, 2021

QWERTYphobia 

A paralyzing fear of typewriters and keyboards

I can't send an email because of my QWERTYphobia. I'll send snail mail instead.

QWERTYphobia by Tee Hi February 17, 2018

of 

A preposition that illiterate fools use when they should be using "have" following certain verbs.

"She should of worn heels with that 'fit."
"He could of got that while he was up."
"I would of if I could of."

of by Tee Hi February 17, 2018

Refunduary 

The month, usually somewhere between February and May, wherein a tax-payer gets a much-needed refund and that's all that month means to that person.

My fave month is Refunduary, cuz I need that money!

Refunduary by Tee Hi January 27, 2013