Teddy's definitions

dry wall

Having sex without a condom on.

Sex is always great, but it feels best when I dry wall it.

by Teddy July 12, 2005

poon shine

"The sweet nectar of a female hillbilly."

"Hot damn her poon shine tasted better than my ol' granpappy's MOON shine!"

by Teddy November 3, 2003

Ruger 10/22

A rimfire .22 autoloading rifle or carbine first introduced by Sturm, Ruger & Co. in 1964. In stock form it's fed by a flush-mounting 10 round rotary magazine, hence the "10" part of the name. It's easily the most popular auto. .22 rifle ever manufactured.

The Ruger 10/22 is likely the most widely customizable rifle of any configuration/caliber on the market today.

by Teddy July 12, 2005

mangasm

mangasm: when a man reaches sexual climax with another male. usualy this consits of lound womenly type yelps or sreaming, most of the time this occurs after anal sez or exchanging blowjobs. on occasion a shit piss on his face will enduce the mangasm

corey, i would like to MOOSH with you causing me to mangasm

by teddy April 8, 2003

Boodie

A rainbow coloured lapdragon, only one known to be in existance, also purrs.

Boodie likes being scritched and stroked

by Teddy August 27, 2003

Remington Model 700

A bolt action rifle, available in many calibers, it is said to be the most accurate "out of the box" of any manufacturer. It is used primarily as a hunting firearm. The US Military also uses it as the basis for their M24 Sniper's Weapon System (SWS) in 7.62x51mm NATO caliber.

I know I would've bagged that deer had I been using a Remington Model 700 instead of this sub-par Winchester.

by Teddy July 12, 2005

Sploosh

When a Brust of Cum exploes from the head of the penis

omg he use Splooshed all over my pumas!

kill that nigga!

by Teddy July 13, 2004