Oedipussy

This word can have two different meanings.

The first definition is to date or have sexual relations with a woman who looks similar to or resembles your mother. Sometimes this can happen just because sometimes unrelated people can look similar or resemble family members. Sometimes a guy specifically seeks out a woman to date who resembles his mother, because he likes those qualities or he may have some underlying mother issues.

The second meaning (and the one most people think of when they use or see this word) is to date or have relations with your own mother. This is where the Oedi part of this word comes in. It is from the word Oedipus Complex, which in modern day terms means a condition where a male adult falls in love with his mother.

When the many rumors began circulating about me, that Ted Rimmel Jr is dating his mother. His mother is his girlfriend. These rumors always led to everyone putting two and two together, and figuring I was getting the Oedipussy.
Mitchell: "Have you heard the rumors that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend?"

Heather: "I have heard, and I truly believe that is true."

Sandra: "Those rumors are all very true. Ted is so getting the Oedipussy."

Peter: "So you could say Ted is into the Oedipussy? Hahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 01, 2024
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urban confessional

The act of using the Urban Dictionary as a confessional to confess things. These confessions are about various things. Many people do this in Urban Dictionary due to the ability to use a pseudonym as a username. This satisfies the feeling of the need to confess. At the same time it ensures that the confessor remains anonymous due to using the fake names as usernames (not everyone on here uses a fake name as a username, nut the large majority do).

I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.
Sandra: "Ted Rimmel Jr is actually doing as he said. He said if Urban Dictionary posted his definition of Oedifession he would post at least 100 definitions of other words that support proving his Oedipus Complex, him being in love with his mother, and about his mother being his girlfriend. Ted is actually following through on his promise!"

Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 04, 2024
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nicknames

A word or name used in place of using a person's name. The word or name can be a shortened version of a person's first name, or sometimes a shortened form of a person's last name. The word or name can also be a joke, or a description of a person's physical traits, or a description of some aspect of a person's personality. Commonly though the word or name is given to a person as a way to make fun of that person.

In my case, my nicknames were given to me as a way to make fun of me. When rumors and gossip started circulating about me dating my mother, nicknames began forming. Later, after being caught a few times, it became established truth that I, Ted Rimmel Jr, am truly in love with and dating my mother the nicknames stuck. My nicknames are based around the Oedipus Complex (when a guy is attracted to and in love with his mother)...for obvious reasons.

Ted Rimmel Jr's nicknames are: Oedipus Complextreme, Oedipus Complexquisite, Oedipus Complexample, and Oedipus Complexed.
"I hear one of Ted Rimmel Jr's nicknames is Oedipus Complexample."
"Did you hear about Ted Rimmel Jr? Oh you did. I gave him the new nickname Oedipus Complexed. No surprise the nickname stuck! Hahahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 03, 2024
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Trumor

A trumor is a rumor that turns out to be true. True+rumor=Trumor.

All rumors are stories and or statements that are generally circulated without confirmation or certainty as to facts. Usually it is difficult to know who started the rumor, who believes the rumor, or who heard the rumor but they are false 80% of the time; however it is said that all rumors have at least a grain of truth in them. When a rumor is shown or found to be true, it is said to be a Trumor.

Trumors are totally true, but believe me when they are about you, you still try like heck to deny them, even when you know your denials will look silly and make you look like a liar. When rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr have an Oedipus Complex, these were proven to be trumors. When rumors began circulating that Ted Rimmel Jr is in love with his mother, these were proven to be trumors. Rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr am dating my mother, or that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend. I got caught a few times, and then instantly it was "Rumors confirmed". And like magic, these rumors became Trumors. And boy oh boy did I try denying them, even though I knew it was impossible to do so.
Sandra: "The rumor that Ted has an Oedipus Complex is true. It is a Trumor."

Travis: "The rumor that Ted is in love with his mother is also a Trumor."
Heather: "After the other night, the rumors that Ted's mother is his girlfriend became Trumors in a spectacular fashion when they got caught."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 01, 2024
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Oedifession

When someone confesses to having an Oedipus Complex. Especially when someone confesses to having an Oedipus Complex and offers to further submit proof to corroborate the confession. The confession must be public so people get to know the confessor truly has an Oedipus Complex (truly is in love with his mother). An Oedipus Complex is when a son falls in love with his mother, the same way a man falls in love with a women. The son would desire his mother rather than any other women.

When I say "I, Ted Rimmel Jr, am officially confessing I have an extreme Oedipus Complex. I am totally and desperately in love with mother. I have been for years. I feel the same way about my mother as a man feels about a woman he wants to date or marry. I have a very strong romantic desire for my mother. If this definition gets printed in Urban Dictionary, I promise I can enter at least 200 definitions of other words or terms that would directly help to prove and support the fact I have an Oedipus Complex." That is a true Oedifession.
Chad: "Hey all, did you hear the latest news? Ted Rimmel Jr confessed to having an Oedipus Complex. Ted made an Oedipus Complex confession, an Oedifession is what Ted made."
Jennifer, Bob, Lynnette: "Oh my gosh, really? Hahaha". "So then the rumors are true"!

Chad: "Yes. In his Oedifession on Urban Dictionary, Ted Rimmel Jr said if his definition of Oedifession was printed in Urban Dictionary Ted promised to enter at least 200 definitions of other words that will prove his Oedipus Complex is real and true. So that will be something to look forward to reading."
Jennifer: "He entered his Oedifession as a definition on Urban Dictionary? Oh wow wow wow wee!"
Lynette: "And he promised to submit 200 or more definitions of other words to support proof of his being in love with his mother! I can't wait to read it all. Hahahahaha!"
by Ted Rimmel Jr July 29, 2024
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Oedipus Text

To expand on a previous definition: A text message a male sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This text message is (usually) accidental (except in my case), (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another person, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances (not in my case).

In Ted Rimmel Jr's situation: A text message (actually hundreds of text messages) Ted sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. These text messages are always on purpose, never ever accidental. These text messages are always meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with his mother, and always sent when Ted is perfectly sober.
Ted's mom (upon receiving the very first Oedpus Texts): "These messages you sent, what is up?"
Ted: "Aaaahhh, I may have been a bit drunk and sent it to wrong person."
Ted's mom: "Nonsense.You do not drink. And besides, you have me listed as Mom on your contacts list, and to top it off, you began each message with "Mom.... or hey Mom....."
Ted: "Aaaahhh ....well...ummm...Aaaahhh."
Ted's mom: "Do not um and ah. These were clearly meant for me. Someone seeing these texts would say you are in love with me. Is that it Ted, are you in love with your mother? Because these texts clearly indicate that."
Ted: "Yes Mom it is true. All of it. The texts were clearly meant for you. I truly am in love with you, so these texts would be known as Oedipus Texts."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 01, 2024
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talkaboutable

Usually a person whose actions, or personality, or situation creates an unusually high amount of gossip to be told about that specific person.

Can also be caused by a person getting caught doing something extra outrageous, or surprising, or amazing. That person being caught doing that causes much gossip to be told about themselves.

Or can be like in my, Ted Rimmel Jr's case. That is that there already was gossip and rumors about me being in love with my mother. Other rumors and gossip said I was dating Mom, my mother is my girlfriend. Way too many people for my comfort level were always asking about or talking about Mom to me. Of course I tried changing the subject; they would instantly change it back to Mom. This evasive behavior by me made more people likely to talk about me. I was becoming talkaboutable (easy/popular to talk about). When through some crappy luck, as well as some lapses in my effort at super secrecy, I got caught with (maybe I should say in) my mother. In the act of course. There was no doubt what we were doing. This type of news is way too juicy for people to keep to themselves. So as a result, I suddenly became very easy, popular and the preferred subject (of course) to talk about. Man was I nervous as I knew everyone everywhere would hear of this, know the rumors/gossip are confirmed exactly as rumored/gossipped about. I became talkaboutable.
"Hey everyone,you know how for over a year now there have been numerous rumors and gossip that Ted Rimmel Jr is banging his mother? I heard they recently got 'caught in the act'. No way for Ted to deny it anymore, hahaha. Everyone is talking about it of course. Ted became the most talkaboutable person ever!!! Hahahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 04, 2024
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