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A word or name used in place of using a person's name. The word or name can be a shortened version of a person's first name, or sometimes a shortened form of a person's last name. The word or name can also be a joke, or a description of a person's physical traits, or a description of some aspect of a person's personality. Commonly though the word or name is given to a person as a way to make fun of that person.
In my case, my nicknames were given to me as a way to make fun of me. When rumors and gossip started circulating about me dating my mother, nicknames began forming. Later, after being caught a few times, it became established truth that I, Ted Rimmel Jr, am truly in love with and dating my mother the nicknames stuck. My nicknames are based around the Oedipus Complex (when a guy is attracted to and in love with his mother)...for obvious reasons.
Ted Rimmel Jr's nicknames are: Oedipus Complextreme, Oedipus Complexquisite, Oedipus Complexample, and Oedipus Complexed.
In my case, my nicknames were given to me as a way to make fun of me. When rumors and gossip started circulating about me dating my mother, nicknames began forming. Later, after being caught a few times, it became established truth that I, Ted Rimmel Jr, am truly in love with and dating my mother the nicknames stuck. My nicknames are based around the Oedipus Complex (when a guy is attracted to and in love with his mother)...for obvious reasons.
Ted Rimmel Jr's nicknames are: Oedipus Complextreme, Oedipus Complexquisite, Oedipus Complexample, and Oedipus Complexed.
"I hear one of Ted Rimmel Jr's nicknames is Oedipus Complexample."
"Did you hear about Ted Rimmel Jr? Oh you did. I gave him the new nickname Oedipus Complexed. No surprise the nickname stuck! Hahahaha."
"Did you hear about Ted Rimmel Jr? Oh you did. I gave him the new nickname Oedipus Complexed. No surprise the nickname stuck! Hahahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 3, 2024
Get the nicknames mug.Usually a person whose actions, or personality, or situation creates an unusually high amount of gossip to be told about that specific person.
Can also be caused by a person getting caught doing something extra outrageous, or surprising, or amazing. That person being caught doing that causes much gossip to be told about themselves.
Or can be like in my, Ted Rimmel Jr's case. That is that there already was gossip and rumors about me being in love with my mother. Other rumors and gossip said I was dating Mom, my mother is my girlfriend. Way too many people for my comfort level were always asking about or talking about Mom to me. Of course I tried changing the subject; they would instantly change it back to Mom. This evasive behavior by me made more people likely to talk about me. I was becoming talkaboutable (easy/popular to talk about). When through some crappy luck, as well as some lapses in my effort at super secrecy, I got caught with (maybe I should say in) my mother. In the act of course. There was no doubt what we were doing. This type of news is way too juicy for people to keep to themselves. So as a result, I suddenly became very easy, popular and the preferred subject (of course) to talk about. Man was I nervous as I knew everyone everywhere would hear of this, know the rumors/gossip are confirmed exactly as rumored/gossipped about. I became talkaboutable.
Can also be caused by a person getting caught doing something extra outrageous, or surprising, or amazing. That person being caught doing that causes much gossip to be told about themselves.
Or can be like in my, Ted Rimmel Jr's case. That is that there already was gossip and rumors about me being in love with my mother. Other rumors and gossip said I was dating Mom, my mother is my girlfriend. Way too many people for my comfort level were always asking about or talking about Mom to me. Of course I tried changing the subject; they would instantly change it back to Mom. This evasive behavior by me made more people likely to talk about me. I was becoming talkaboutable (easy/popular to talk about). When through some crappy luck, as well as some lapses in my effort at super secrecy, I got caught with (maybe I should say in) my mother. In the act of course. There was no doubt what we were doing. This type of news is way too juicy for people to keep to themselves. So as a result, I suddenly became very easy, popular and the preferred subject (of course) to talk about. Man was I nervous as I knew everyone everywhere would hear of this, know the rumors/gossip are confirmed exactly as rumored/gossipped about. I became talkaboutable.
"Hey everyone,you know how for over a year now there have been numerous rumors and gossip that Ted Rimmel Jr is banging his mother? I heard they recently got 'caught in the act'. No way for Ted to deny it anymore, hahaha. Everyone is talking about it of course. Ted became the most talkaboutable person ever!!! Hahahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the talkaboutable mug.To be scared and aroused at the same time. It sounds odd but sometimes you can be scared but yet also aroused at the very same time,
When he found out several rumors and much gossip were going around that his mother was his girlfriend, Ted Rimmel Jr was scaroused. Very scared but somewhat aroused that the rumors and gossip had homed in on his closely held secret and were threatening to expose it. Later, when Ted Rimmel Jr was caught "in the act" with his mother a few times, the rumors and gossip were automatically confirmed as true. Knowing that such information would be way too good and way too interesting for people to keep to themselves, Ted got very nervous. Realizing this development would result in word spreading fast and like mad, thereby making his secret a public secret, Ted Rimmel Jr was very scaroused. Scared knowing his secret would now be out and known by all, Ted was also aroused at the fact his secret would now be known and he would be unable to hide or deny the fact that he was in love with his mother and she was his girlfriend. Ted was also aroused by the fact that there was nothing he could do to stop it, control it, hide it, or keep people from gossiping about it.
When he found out several rumors and much gossip were going around that his mother was his girlfriend, Ted Rimmel Jr was scaroused. Very scared but somewhat aroused that the rumors and gossip had homed in on his closely held secret and were threatening to expose it. Later, when Ted Rimmel Jr was caught "in the act" with his mother a few times, the rumors and gossip were automatically confirmed as true. Knowing that such information would be way too good and way too interesting for people to keep to themselves, Ted got very nervous. Realizing this development would result in word spreading fast and like mad, thereby making his secret a public secret, Ted Rimmel Jr was very scaroused. Scared knowing his secret would now be out and known by all, Ted was also aroused at the fact his secret would now be known and he would be unable to hide or deny the fact that he was in love with his mother and she was his girlfriend. Ted was also aroused by the fact that there was nothing he could do to stop it, control it, hide it, or keep people from gossiping about it.
"Poor Ted. Now that the world will know he is banging his mother, he is very scared. Yet I heard he is also aroused at the same time. So Ted is very scaroused."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 3, 2024
Get the Scaroused mug.A weekend where everything involved is your idea of the ideal way to spend a weekend. Can be perfect weather. ideal location, ideal company you are spending it with, ideal or favorite activity you are doing. A perfect weekend would be whatever you yourself consider to be the best way to spend a weekend. It would be if you could choose the only way you had to spend a weekend for it to be the best and most ideal for you. What type of a weekend would be paradise for you? That is a perfect weekend.
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
A football fan says: "This is going to be my perfect weekend. I will be off work all weekend. I will be watching college football all day Saturday, and NFL football all day Sunday, all on my big screen television. No better way to spend a weekend."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the perfect weekend mug.Nervouscited is being nervous about something while at the same time being excited. Feeling both nervousness and excitement at the very same time
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) was nervous and excited at the same time when I realized rumors and gossip had been going around about me being in love with my mother. Very nervous because the rumors and gossip were totally accurate (and true!!), yet I felt excited for the fact it was just rumors and gossip, nobody had proven any of them true. Months later I got caught with Mom. Suddenly I was hyper nervous due to knowing everybody was going to be talking about this and spreading it all around. Yet I was a different type`of excited this time, at the thought of me having no control over stopping it, and of my secret now being literally impossible to hide from then on. I was very nervouscited.
Ted Rimmel Jr (me) was nervous and excited at the same time when I realized rumors and gossip had been going around about me being in love with my mother. Very nervous because the rumors and gossip were totally accurate (and true!!), yet I felt excited for the fact it was just rumors and gossip, nobody had proven any of them true. Months later I got caught with Mom. Suddenly I was hyper nervous due to knowing everybody was going to be talking about this and spreading it all around. Yet I was a different type`of excited this time, at the thought of me having no control over stopping it, and of my secret now being literally impossible to hide from then on. I was very nervouscited.
"I am nervous about my new job I will be starting next week. However I am also very excited at the opportunities for advancement it will provide. I am nervouscited."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the nervouscited mug.A nice sounding alternate word for vagina. The word punani has almost a flowery sound to the word. If you were to hear it used in conversation, it would sound way less vulgar than some of the other alternate names for vagina. However, most people would still get the meaning of what you were talking about.
For instance, if I were to say Ted Rimmel Jr spends a lot of time sliding into his mother's punani. Or Ted Rimmel Jr sure is addicted to his mother's punani. The meaning of those statements is still clear, even though the word punani was used.
For instance, if I were to say Ted Rimmel Jr spends a lot of time sliding into his mother's punani. Or Ted Rimmel Jr sure is addicted to his mother's punani. The meaning of those statements is still clear, even though the word punani was used.
Girl 1: "Where is Ted today?"
Guy1: "You mean Ted Rimmel Jr? He is undoubtedly humping his mother's punani, hahaha."
Girl 1: "Knowing him, probably, haha. But really, you used such a nice sounding word like punani with such a vulgar word as humping."
Guy 1: "What should I say then?"
Girl 1: "You could say 'Ted Rimmel Jr is probably probing his mother's punani.' Or even 'Knowing him, Ted Rimmel Jr is undoubtedly piping his mother's punani.' Those two statements sound nicer than your's did. Either way I do agree that Ted Rimmel Jr is so very addicted to his mom's punani, hahahaha.'
Guy1: "You mean Ted Rimmel Jr? He is undoubtedly humping his mother's punani, hahaha."
Girl 1: "Knowing him, probably, haha. But really, you used such a nice sounding word like punani with such a vulgar word as humping."
Guy 1: "What should I say then?"
Girl 1: "You could say 'Ted Rimmel Jr is probably probing his mother's punani.' Or even 'Knowing him, Ted Rimmel Jr is undoubtedly piping his mother's punani.' Those two statements sound nicer than your's did. Either way I do agree that Ted Rimmel Jr is so very addicted to his mom's punani, hahahaha.'
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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The first definition is to date or have sexual relations with a woman who looks similar to or resembles your mother. Sometimes this can happen just because sometimes unrelated people can look similar or resemble family members. Sometimes a guy specifically seeks out a woman to date who resembles his mother, because he likes those qualities or he may have some underlying mother issues.
The second meaning (and the one most people think of when they use or see this word) is to date or have relations with your own mother. This is where the Oedi part of this word comes in. It is from the word Oedipus Complex, which in modern day terms means a condition where a male adult falls in love with his mother.
When the many rumors began circulating about me, that Ted Rimmel Jr is dating his mother. His mother is his girlfriend. These rumors always led to everyone putting two and two together, and figuring I was getting the Oedipussy.
The first definition is to date or have sexual relations with a woman who looks similar to or resembles your mother. Sometimes this can happen just because sometimes unrelated people can look similar or resemble family members. Sometimes a guy specifically seeks out a woman to date who resembles his mother, because he likes those qualities or he may have some underlying mother issues.
The second meaning (and the one most people think of when they use or see this word) is to date or have relations with your own mother. This is where the Oedi part of this word comes in. It is from the word Oedipus Complex, which in modern day terms means a condition where a male adult falls in love with his mother.
When the many rumors began circulating about me, that Ted Rimmel Jr is dating his mother. His mother is his girlfriend. These rumors always led to everyone putting two and two together, and figuring I was getting the Oedipussy.
Mitchell: "Have you heard the rumors that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend?"
Heather: "I have heard, and I truly believe that is true."
Sandra: "Those rumors are all very true. Ted is so getting the Oedipussy."
Peter: "So you could say Ted is into the Oedipussy? Hahaha."
Heather: "I have heard, and I truly believe that is true."
Sandra: "Those rumors are all very true. Ted is so getting the Oedipussy."
Peter: "So you could say Ted is into the Oedipussy? Hahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
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