Definitions by Ted Rimmel Jr
reality joke gift
A reality joke is a joke told, but the joke turns out to be reality, or a real situation. This can be unintentional, as in someone has no idea the joke is about something real. But it is often intentional, where someone knows the situation is real, and makes the joke to make fun of someone or something. So a reality joke gift would be a gag gift or a joke type gift. The gift is given either to be funny, as in the gift giver has no idea the joke is reality; or the gift can be given to make fun of someone, as in the gift giver knows the joke is reality or based in reality.
I, Ted Rimmel Jr have been on the receiving end of a reality joke gift. This was before it was known that I was involved in a secret love affair with my mother. But accurate rumors and gossip began to spread about it. Anyhow, it was my birthday party. At the party were a large group of my friends, my sister, and my mom (all adults). I proceeded to open gifts. One gift was women's sexy lingerie, nylon stockings, a pair of high heels. Next gift was a carton of condoms (12 dozen). Next was an envelope containing a letter stating that Mom and I had use of a friend's cabin for two weeks.My friends explained "The lingerie, nylons, heels is for your mother. The condoms are for you. The cabin is for both of you to spend two weeks alone together. In the cabin your mom wears the lingerie, nylons, heels, you wear the condoms, then you get your true birthday gift. Happy Birthday Ted!! An absolute reality joke gift.
I, Ted Rimmel Jr have been on the receiving end of a reality joke gift. This was before it was known that I was involved in a secret love affair with my mother. But accurate rumors and gossip began to spread about it. Anyhow, it was my birthday party. At the party were a large group of my friends, my sister, and my mom (all adults). I proceeded to open gifts. One gift was women's sexy lingerie, nylon stockings, a pair of high heels. Next gift was a carton of condoms (12 dozen). Next was an envelope containing a letter stating that Mom and I had use of a friend's cabin for two weeks.My friends explained "The lingerie, nylons, heels is for your mother. The condoms are for you. The cabin is for both of you to spend two weeks alone together. In the cabin your mom wears the lingerie, nylons, heels, you wear the condoms, then you get your true birthday gift. Happy Birthday Ted!! An absolute reality joke gift.
Chad: "Ted received a reality joke gift during his birthday party. He received lingerie, stockings, high heels for his mother to wear. He received a carton of condoms for him to use. His mother and him received a two week stay in the cabin, so he could get his real happy birthday present, hahaha."
Alexis: "Oh I get it, a joke gift, but definitely based on reality. A reality joke gift."
Alexis: "Oh I get it, a joke gift, but definitely based on reality. A reality joke gift."
reality joke gift by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Scaroused
To be scared and aroused at the same time. It sounds odd but sometimes you can be scared but yet also aroused at the very same time,
When he found out several rumors and much gossip were going around that his mother was his girlfriend, Ted Rimmel Jr was scaroused. Very scared but somewhat aroused that the rumors and gossip had homed in on his closely held secret and were threatening to expose it. Later, when Ted Rimmel Jr was caught "in the act" with his mother a few times, the rumors and gossip were automatically confirmed as true. Knowing that such information would be way too good and way too interesting for people to keep to themselves, Ted got very nervous. Realizing this development would result in word spreading fast and like mad, thereby making his secret a public secret, Ted Rimmel Jr was very scaroused. Scared knowing his secret would now be out and known by all, Ted was also aroused at the fact his secret would now be known and he would be unable to hide or deny the fact that he was in love with his mother and she was his girlfriend. Ted was also aroused by the fact that there was nothing he could do to stop it, control it, hide it, or keep people from gossiping about it.
When he found out several rumors and much gossip were going around that his mother was his girlfriend, Ted Rimmel Jr was scaroused. Very scared but somewhat aroused that the rumors and gossip had homed in on his closely held secret and were threatening to expose it. Later, when Ted Rimmel Jr was caught "in the act" with his mother a few times, the rumors and gossip were automatically confirmed as true. Knowing that such information would be way too good and way too interesting for people to keep to themselves, Ted got very nervous. Realizing this development would result in word spreading fast and like mad, thereby making his secret a public secret, Ted Rimmel Jr was very scaroused. Scared knowing his secret would now be out and known by all, Ted was also aroused at the fact his secret would now be known and he would be unable to hide or deny the fact that he was in love with his mother and she was his girlfriend. Ted was also aroused by the fact that there was nothing he could do to stop it, control it, hide it, or keep people from gossiping about it.
"Poor Ted. Now that the world will know he is banging his mother, he is very scared. Yet I heard he is also aroused at the same time. So Ted is very scaroused."
Scaroused by Ted Rimmel Jr December 3, 2024
nicknames
A word or name used in place of using a person's name. The word or name can be a shortened version of a person's first name, or sometimes a shortened form of a person's last name. The word or name can also be a joke, or a description of a person's physical traits, or a description of some aspect of a person's personality. Commonly though the word or name is given to a person as a way to make fun of that person.
In my case, my nicknames were given to me as a way to make fun of me. When rumors and gossip started circulating about me dating my mother, nicknames began forming. Later, after being caught a few times, it became established truth that I, Ted Rimmel Jr, am truly in love with and dating my mother the nicknames stuck. My nicknames are based around the Oedipus Complex (when a guy is attracted to and in love with his mother)...for obvious reasons.
Ted Rimmel Jr's nicknames are: Oedipus Complextreme, Oedipus Complexquisite, Oedipus Complexample, and Oedipus Complexed.
In my case, my nicknames were given to me as a way to make fun of me. When rumors and gossip started circulating about me dating my mother, nicknames began forming. Later, after being caught a few times, it became established truth that I, Ted Rimmel Jr, am truly in love with and dating my mother the nicknames stuck. My nicknames are based around the Oedipus Complex (when a guy is attracted to and in love with his mother)...for obvious reasons.
Ted Rimmel Jr's nicknames are: Oedipus Complextreme, Oedipus Complexquisite, Oedipus Complexample, and Oedipus Complexed.
"I hear one of Ted Rimmel Jr's nicknames is Oedipus Complexample."
"Did you hear about Ted Rimmel Jr? Oh you did. I gave him the new nickname Oedipus Complexed. No surprise the nickname stuck! Hahahaha."
"Did you hear about Ted Rimmel Jr? Oh you did. I gave him the new nickname Oedipus Complexed. No surprise the nickname stuck! Hahahaha."
nicknames by Ted Rimmel Jr December 3, 2024
explose
When information or a situation gets exposed in an explosive manner. Something being exposed in a very sudden often dramatic manner.
When Ted Rimmel Jr got caught french kissing his mother on the ferris wheel, Ted's secret got explosed.
It was a very dramatic explose when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught making love with his mother in his car at the local public lover's lane parking spot. At that very moment, the truth of all the rumors and gossip was also explosed.
It was a very dramatic explose when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught making love with his mother in his car at the local public lover's lane parking spot. At that very moment, the truth of all the rumors and gossip was also explosed.
explose by Ted Rimmel Jr December 3, 2024
Oedipussy
This word can have two different meanings.
The first definition is to date or have sexual relations with a woman who looks similar to or resembles your mother. Sometimes this can happen just because sometimes unrelated people can look similar or resemble family members. Sometimes a guy specifically seeks out a woman to date who resembles his mother, because he likes those qualities or he may have some underlying mother issues.
The second meaning (and the one most people think of when they use or see this word) is to date or have relations with your own mother. This is where the Oedi part of this word comes in. It is from the word Oedipus Complex, which in modern day terms means a condition where a male adult falls in love with his mother.
When the many rumors began circulating about me, that Ted Rimmel Jr is dating his mother. His mother is his girlfriend. These rumors always led to everyone putting two and two together, and figuring I was getting the Oedipussy.
The first definition is to date or have sexual relations with a woman who looks similar to or resembles your mother. Sometimes this can happen just because sometimes unrelated people can look similar or resemble family members. Sometimes a guy specifically seeks out a woman to date who resembles his mother, because he likes those qualities or he may have some underlying mother issues.
The second meaning (and the one most people think of when they use or see this word) is to date or have relations with your own mother. This is where the Oedi part of this word comes in. It is from the word Oedipus Complex, which in modern day terms means a condition where a male adult falls in love with his mother.
When the many rumors began circulating about me, that Ted Rimmel Jr is dating his mother. His mother is his girlfriend. These rumors always led to everyone putting two and two together, and figuring I was getting the Oedipussy.
Mitchell: "Have you heard the rumors that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend?"
Heather: "I have heard, and I truly believe that is true."
Sandra: "Those rumors are all very true. Ted is so getting the Oedipussy."
Peter: "So you could say Ted is into the Oedipussy? Hahaha."
Heather: "I have heard, and I truly believe that is true."
Sandra: "Those rumors are all very true. Ted is so getting the Oedipussy."
Peter: "So you could say Ted is into the Oedipussy? Hahaha."
Oedipussy by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
Trumor
A trumor is a rumor that turns out to be true. True+rumor=Trumor.
All rumors are stories and or statements that are generally circulated without confirmation or certainty as to facts. Usually it is difficult to know who started the rumor, who believes the rumor, or who heard the rumor but they are false 80% of the time; however it is said that all rumors have at least a grain of truth in them. When a rumor is shown or found to be true, it is said to be a Trumor.
Trumors are totally true, but believe me when they are about you, you still try like heck to deny them, even when you know your denials will look silly and make you look like a liar. When rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr have an Oedipus Complex, these were proven to be trumors. When rumors began circulating that Ted Rimmel Jr is in love with his mother, these were proven to be trumors. Rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr am dating my mother, or that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend. I got caught a few times, and then instantly it was "Rumors confirmed". And like magic, these rumors became Trumors. And boy oh boy did I try denying them, even though I knew it was impossible to do so.
All rumors are stories and or statements that are generally circulated without confirmation or certainty as to facts. Usually it is difficult to know who started the rumor, who believes the rumor, or who heard the rumor but they are false 80% of the time; however it is said that all rumors have at least a grain of truth in them. When a rumor is shown or found to be true, it is said to be a Trumor.
Trumors are totally true, but believe me when they are about you, you still try like heck to deny them, even when you know your denials will look silly and make you look like a liar. When rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr have an Oedipus Complex, these were proven to be trumors. When rumors began circulating that Ted Rimmel Jr is in love with his mother, these were proven to be trumors. Rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr am dating my mother, or that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend. I got caught a few times, and then instantly it was "Rumors confirmed". And like magic, these rumors became Trumors. And boy oh boy did I try denying them, even though I knew it was impossible to do so.
Sandra: "The rumor that Ted has an Oedipus Complex is true. It is a Trumor."
Travis: "The rumor that Ted is in love with his mother is also a Trumor."
Heather: "After the other night, the rumors that Ted's mother is his girlfriend became Trumors in a spectacular fashion when they got caught."
Travis: "The rumor that Ted is in love with his mother is also a Trumor."
Heather: "After the other night, the rumors that Ted's mother is his girlfriend became Trumors in a spectacular fashion when they got caught."
Trumor by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
Incext
An incext is a sensual, risque, or sexually explicit text message sent between two people who are related. The incext is the result of the act of incexting, which is sexting (sending sexy text messages) between two people who are related.
I myself have been discovered to be sending incexts to my mother.
I myself have been discovered to be sending incexts to my mother.
Sandra: "Hey all. I was talking to Ted's sister the other day. She said she found Ted was sexting some woman. Ted's sister briefly stole Ted's phone and copied and downloaded all of the messages. She printed them out and showed them to me. Ted was sexting with his mother, so all of those messages were incexts."
The ones Sandra was talking to: "No freaking way. His mother??!! Oh wow, hehehe"
Sandra: "Ha ha, Ted will have some explaining to do next time we see him."
A guy in the group: "Really Sandy? Come on. I mean what explanation is there other than exactly what it looks like."
The ones Sandra was talking to: "No freaking way. His mother??!! Oh wow, hehehe"
Sandra: "Ha ha, Ted will have some explaining to do next time we see him."
A guy in the group: "Really Sandy? Come on. I mean what explanation is there other than exactly what it looks like."
Incext by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024