Definitions by Ted Lewis

Googler

a person who no longer reads newpapers, magazines, or visits the reference section of the library but looks up all needed info on Google instead.

The last time I went to the library was 1997. I have been a Googler since.

Googler by ted Lewis February 22, 2007

Chucky Cheese

Chucky Cheese's is an establishment characterized by debauchery aimed to attract children who ask their parents to throw them birthday parties there.

I went to my nephew's birthday party last night. It was at fuckin' Chucky Cheese's.

Chucky Cheese by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

blogger 

a blogger is a frustrated writer who now types away every night in the hopes that some bored, fucked up sap on the internet will come across his/her penned jewel and become a loyal follower for ever, going to such lenghts as worshiping the blogger to submission.

I was bored, lonely and depresed and then I met my blogger!

blogger by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

fuckin' 

an action, thing, place or person who is not quite able or practically worthy to be fucked for copulatory or procreatory purposes for all intents and purpuses; but is rather fuckable for the sake of argument.

What are you fuckin' lookin' at?

fuckin' by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

procreatory 

relating the act of procreating, namey causing human offprings to be composed in the womb of the famale via intervention of the male's copulatory probe insert.

For the first three years of her marriage, the act was purely copulatory.

procreatory by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

copulatory 

relating to the act of copulating most commonly known as fucking or doing the deed.

The copulatory courtship consisted of flowers, expensive chocolate and three hoockers paid for the entire nights' stay.

copulatory by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

copulating 

the act of having sex, or fucking.

The reason I was grounded is because my mom caught me copulating on her bed with my girlfriend.

copulating by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003