Ted's definitions

jay cutler

Vanderbilt quarterback who probably will be a top 10 pick in NFL draft. He beat Tennesee for the first time in like 20 years.

Jay Cutler is number 9

by Ted April 17, 2006

ramz

Some Phaaaaat Assssss rims

Yo homey G Mack-a-daddy pop, i got me some 400 inch raaaaaamz!

by ted November 26, 2004

fatometer

Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.

Alright chunky, get on the fatometer and make sure all of your sagging ankles make it on this time.

by Ted April 18, 2005

whizzle

a white nizzle

by ted May 23, 2003

M etallic A

The assholes who ruined file sharing on the Internet.

Metalica sucks dude! That midget drummer of they have is in front of the grand jury raisin hell about Napster. Damn rich rock star needs more money I guess! I've bought my last Metalica record

by ted December 13, 2003

codeye

wernage irl

wern = codeye

by ted December 8, 2003

Yu

a very confusing name but very cool at the same time

hey Yu, i mean yu, not you john.

by ted August 14, 2004