Definitions by Ted

pennsylvania press 

the act of pooping from ones anus directly into another persons anus

this pennsylvania press has given my anus quite the sore

pennsylvania press by Ted May 3, 2004

moneyobie 

A legendary being whose presence is said to affect a vertiginous sickness.

moneyobie sucks. --Shakespeare

moneyobie by ted April 6, 2004

sic wit it 

your the best at everything, and will own all....its now a paintball term......my man nate, and my man dill know what i mean.

(nate) bro, look at that!
( dill)holy ****!!!!
(ted) that was sic wit it!!!!

sic wit it by ted March 31, 2004

punangnang 

A classy word for pussy.

Can I inspect your punangnang?

punangnang by ted March 12, 2004

bo selecta

a program whached by many, it rules, and ye can e not get any better than craig davis rewind and trisia

craigggggggggggggggg david can i get a rewind, bo selecta and hey every one come sing with me when i say rice you say and pea, rice ad pea

bo selecta by ted January 31, 2004

roddy 

an invisible fuck who screwed up my entire life

As soon as that damn Roddy sang me a love song, my entire world blew up!! thanks!

roddy by ted January 30, 2004

yu wang

A fat ugly beast who squirts and is uptight about everything. Uses baby talk to communicate desires. Created from pure evil and can only be destroyed in an icy tundra. Often referred to simply as "The Wang."

Yu Wang is sucks.
The Wang sucks grits.

yu wang by ted January 21, 2004