ginar face

some one who sluts herself around in the most prude and confusing way.
Friend 1: who'd you sleep with last night?
Friend 2: ginar face
by Tex February 23, 2005
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Heejay

A severe form of retardation that affects all processes.
Amy Ludlum suffers from heejay...really bad.
by Tex October 05, 2004
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awsomer

to be so much more awsome that only one word can discribe, awsomer
i am much more awsomer than you
by Tex February 24, 2005
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ramon

All women want to experience a ramon.
by tex February 26, 2005
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pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.
dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?
by Tex February 23, 2005
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waffle headed

To be shot in the head by the predator's spear gun. Refering to the way the aiming dots look on the targets head.
Fuck man, the Predator jumped outa the trees and waffle headed that motherfucker! What you talking about? It ain't lookin like no god damned waffle. STFU That's what they all say, before they die.
by Tex April 09, 2003
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gong show

the term gong show is widely used in the hockey locker rooms across canada. it has become the nickname of many out-of-control young men. while mainly used by hockey players, the common person may use it in everyday conversation. to be a gong show, one must be able to pull the chute, as well as be crazy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, annoying, out of control, confused, a frequent streaker, terribly unlucky, inept, a drunk, a lazy ass, or any combination of all of these
spence is a definite gongshow. tonight, at dinner before the game, he choked on a piece of chicken, coughed it up into his nasal cavity, blew it out his nose, and ate it again. in the game he got in a fight, broke a guys leg, and scored a goal. afterward, he put on his pink sunglasses and hopped in the shower with the team, then ran naked through the rink giggling like a little girl.
by tex July 25, 2004
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