TeX's definitions

awsomer

to be so much more awsome that only one word can discribe, awsomer

i am much more awsomer than you

by Tex February 24, 2005

ramon

large, brown, circumcised penis

All women want to experience a ramon.

by tex February 26, 2005

Jugger

the mack daddy of them all. he gets all the ass

when john rolls through the hood with 4 girls he is a true jugger.

by tex May 12, 2004

excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.

Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.

by tex May 24, 2004

brown out

When the stupid power company lacks the power grid capacity, and causes all my lights to flicker and resets my clocks and computers.

If I get another brown out, I'm going to firebomb the electric company.

by tex May 24, 2004

Heejay

A severe form of retardation that affects all processes.

Amy Ludlum suffers from heejay...really bad.

by Tex October 4, 2004

ph0nage

Main Entry: ph0nage
Pronunciation: 'fOn-age
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): ph0·naged;
Etymology: Greek phOnAge

1: the leader of team |FC| <teamfc.net>
2: to reduce drastically especially in number of opposing members in CS <ph0nage decimated the t's>

dude, we were playing some cs last night and ph0nage owned the squirrels on reflex

by Tex March 24, 2004