Jugger

the mack daddy of them all. he gets all the ass
when john rolls through the hood with 4 girls he is a true jugger.
by tex May 12, 2004
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ph0nage

Main Entry: ph0nage
Pronunciation: 'fOn-age
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): ph0·naged;
Etymology: Greek phOnAge

1: the leader of team |FC| <teamfc.net>
2: to reduce drastically especially in number of opposing members in CS <ph0nage decimated the t's>
dude, we were playing some cs last night and ph0nage owned the squirrels on reflex
by Tex March 24, 2004
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excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.
Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.
by tex May 24, 2004
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spidermanned

What Kirsten Dunst had done for the movie Spiderman.

She had her boobies spidermanned.
by Tex April 17, 2004
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ginar face

some one who sluts herself around in the most prude and confusing way.
Friend 1: who'd you sleep with last night?
Friend 2: ginar face
by Tex February 22, 2005
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gong show

the term gong show is widely used in the hockey locker rooms across canada. it has become the nickname of many out-of-control young men. while mainly used by hockey players, the common person may use it in everyday conversation. to be a gong show, one must be able to pull the chute, as well as be crazy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, annoying, out of control, confused, a frequent streaker, terribly unlucky, inept, a drunk, a lazy ass, or any combination of all of these
spence is a definite gongshow. tonight, at dinner before the game, he choked on a piece of chicken, coughed it up into his nasal cavity, blew it out his nose, and ate it again. in the game he got in a fight, broke a guys leg, and scored a goal. afterward, he put on his pink sunglasses and hopped in the shower with the team, then ran naked through the rink giggling like a little girl.
by tex July 24, 2004
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HYDROZEEN

Heavy metal band that plays music about Death, Hell and Drugs. Also a form of rocket fuel used by drag racers in the 60's to add more punch to there nitro.
if you wan't music that you can listen to that will still scare the shit out of the religeous right then you want HYDROZEEN.
by tex February 06, 2004
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