Definitions by TeX

Heejay 

A severe form of retardation that affects all processes.

Amy Ludlum suffers from heejay...really bad.

Heejay by Tex October 4, 2004

gong show 

the term gong show is widely used in the hockey locker rooms across canada. it has become the nickname of many out-of-control young men. while mainly used by hockey players, the common person may use it in everyday conversation. to be a gong show, one must be able to pull the chute, as well as be crazy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, annoying, out of control, confused, a frequent streaker, terribly unlucky, inept, a drunk, a lazy ass, or any combination of all of these

spence is a definite gongshow. tonight, at dinner before the game, he choked on a piece of chicken, coughed it up into his nasal cavity, blew it out his nose, and ate it again. in the game he got in a fight, broke a guys leg, and scored a goal. afterward, he put on his pink sunglasses and hopped in the shower with the team, then ran naked through the rink giggling like a little girl.

gong show by tex July 24, 2004

excuses are like asses 

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.

Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.

excuses are like asses by tex May 24, 2004

brown out 

When the stupid power company lacks the power grid capacity, and causes all my lights to flicker and resets my clocks and computers.

If I get another brown out, I'm going to firebomb the electric company.

brown out by tex May 24, 2004

Jugger 

the mack daddy of them all. he gets all the ass

when john rolls through the hood with 4 girls he is a true jugger.

Jugger by tex May 12, 2004

spidermanned

Breast enlargement for a movie role.

What Kirsten Dunst had done for the movie Spiderman.

She had her boobies spidermanned.

spidermanned by Tex April 17, 2004

ph0nage 

Main Entry: ph0nage
Pronunciation: 'fOn-age
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): ph0·naged;
Etymology: Greek phOnAge

1: the leader of team |FC| <teamfc.net>
2: to reduce drastically especially in number of opposing members in CS <ph0nage decimated the t's>

dude, we were playing some cs last night and ph0nage owned the squirrels on reflex

ph0nage by Tex March 24, 2004