Td 's definitions

focus

A cheap, slow car by Ford that when floored, accelerates at the same speed as a snail.

I took a Focus for a test drive. I floored it and it went nowhere.

by td March 26, 2004

Mahugmagug

An offensive fat woman

The former Mrs Mandela

by TD November 4, 2004

Justin Beiber Haircut

The haircut that most lesbians get at a barber shop .

The Justin Beiber Haircut is a new trend for lesbians .

by Td August 5, 2016

newsgroup

a network of groups that's now been taken over with binaries full of porn

great, another 2 days till that newsgroup server is useable

by td February 21, 2004

civic

9 times out of 10, it's nothing more than the San Francisco Treat on wheels. Usually sporting a huge-ass spoiler and decals for every manufacturer out there, and some really gay flame decals and underbody neons. Sometimes, you'll even see some really ugly body kit on there painted a different color than the rest of the body.

Did you see that gay Civic we just passed? The thing has more rice than a rice field in China.

by td March 26, 2004

lozzy loz

The most sexy, loveliest girl alive :)

Where's my lozzy loz....

by td February 21, 2004

teenie

A teenage girl (or a guy if he's gay) who likes a band based on their looks, not their actual talent. They typically post crap on message boards and in chats about the band about how the members are so hot.

"LIEK OMFG!!!1 CHAZ FRUM LINKIN PARK IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!111 I WANT 2 SEE HIM NAKED!!!!1 I WANT 2 FUCK HIM N HAV ALL HIS BABYS!!!11"

"Damn teenie, I'm gonna kill you"

by td March 26, 2004