TanooKirby's definitions

mosquito

A flying insect in which the females are hellishly annoying in the summer.

Mosquitoes suck dick

by TanooKirby June 2, 2003

Wombat

A stocky terrestrial marsupial.

Captain lost his leg to a wombat hole.

by TanooKirby June 11, 2003

teenager

Something you either have been, are, or will be.

Stop fucking adolescents! Look up and you'll know why.

by TanooKirby May 23, 2003

Grown-up

A stage in life when someone is a behemoth reproduction bag and have the stupidest ideas of certain things.

Are your parents having stupid ideas or false beliefs? It's perfectly normal.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003

McDonalds

Another way to earn money, customers and employees.

Calvin: Ick! (:P) A bag of vegatables with my happy meal?! Those people are DEFINATELY up to something!

Hobbes: And I used to associate his mother's cooking with Sorry Excuse For Burgers and shark liver mixed with tofu. ;P

by TanooKirby July 5, 2003

summer vacation

The best part of a child's life.

Do grown ups like it?

by TanooKirby May 23, 2003

calvin and hobbes

A comic that kicks as much ass as the other comic book I want so much.

Calvin and Hobbes rocks!

by TanooKirby June 1, 2003