Tankard's definitions

hybristophilia

A hybristophiliac is a person (more likely a woman) who is attracted to men who commit extreme crimes, such as rape and murder. Many hybristophiliacs send fan mail to men in prison.

person 1: so do you have a crush?
hybristophiliac: yeah! he killed 12 people!

by tankard October 4, 2013

scopophobia

an extreme fear of being seen or stared at by others

scopophobia sufferer: dear god and dear lord do nOT LOOK AT ME

by tankard December 31, 2013

glump glastars

A word made up by Jon from Game Grumps in an episode where they played 'Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive'.

Samantha - Listen, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, if you say the words 'glump glastars' we are all going to die.
Ashley - what, glump glastars what?!

BOOM

by tankard December 18, 2013

klest

a very lazy way of saying coolest.

person 1: brap brap we r tha klest

by tankard January 2, 2014

crips

A street gang in LA and rivals of The Bloods, another LA gang. They like wearing blue. This is what is known to anyone outside of California.

Apparently they do illegal stuff and frequently send their cronies to Urban Dictionary to 'represent', most likely to the dismay of their even partially literate members.

At some point Quentin Tarantino has mentioned them on The Tonight Show.

Famous rapper Snoop Doggy Dogg claims that that he keeps "a blue flag" in his left back pocket, since that is the "crip side".

" - Ever heard of The Crips?
- Yeah, they're some kinda gang, right?"

by Tankard March 9, 2005