blasted

so high you dont kno were you are or what your doing.

i got so blasted last night i dont know what i did

by tank May 13, 2005

meatholed

To be fucked over by life in general.

I got so meatholed when I forgot to turn in my term paper.

by tank December 13, 2004

ball hair

these critters tend to get stuck in your teeth after a round of horizontal hokey pokey

Bobby: Hey there. Did you and Billy Bob just get done, well you know...
Lisa Jo: Why? Do I have ball hair in my teeth?

by Tank December 29, 2003

j-o-o

Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew

Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!

by Tank February 19, 2003

Kelly's Law

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly

Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.

by Tank June 26, 2009

TANK

da silly neGr0 who pizzeld your a$$.

I go TANKed

by TANK May 25, 2003

roll dex

To masturbate.

Alright man, I'm gonna go watch that hot new DVD I got, roll dex, and pass out.

by Tank June 20, 2004