Tank 's definitions

krumbding

to hit a person in the head after clapping your fist into your other hand whilst saying in a strange voice "krumbding".

to be used when someone is being homosexual

by tank February 16, 2004

Plank

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

by Tank April 11, 2005

roll dex

To get wasted. Usually used in reference to marijuana.

Hey, it's 4:20, bust out the bong and let's roll dex!

by Tank May 23, 2004

Dougalured

TO have your Manager support you, and make your work live easier

I had a terrible shift until I was dougalured.

by Tank August 11, 2006

Tank

A person who has a large build; this may be someone who is tall and has a wide build, they are also people who have an incredible stregth.

that man is a Tank, he has just pulled down a fully grown tree only using his bare hands

by Tank April 2, 2015

pretzel hate fuck

Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)

Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow

Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.

next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her

by Tank December 13, 2008

roll dex

To masturbate.

Alright man, I'm gonna go watch that hot new DVD I got, roll dex, and pass out.

by Tank June 20, 2004