dutch

Grant. A person who is dutch and will be attending an ice cream social.

Grant is dutch. 100% dutch!

by Tank February 28, 2005

Kelly's Law

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly

Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.

by Tank June 27, 2009

hands full

To have your hands full; only refers to the opposite sex; shows that they have a freaky side that only really you and them know about

Boi you got yo hands full

by Tank January 14, 2005

blasted

so high you dont kno were you are or what your doing.

i got so blasted last night i dont know what i did

by tank February 28, 2005

j-o-o

Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew

Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!

by Tank February 20, 2003

meatholed

To be fucked over by life in general.

I got so meatholed when I forgot to turn in my term paper.

by tank December 14, 2004

ball hair

these critters tend to get stuck in your teeth after a round of horizontal hokey pokey

Bobby: Hey there. Did you and Billy Bob just get done, well you know...
Lisa Jo: Why? Do I have ball hair in my teeth?

by Tank December 29, 2003