Kink

To take a nap on the couch, chair or any place comfortable but not a bed

I was havin a Kink when the phone rang.

by Tank April 09, 2007

Act the jap

To do something very annoying, stupid, etc. See also Sar

Dude, quit acting the jap, it was YOUR goddam fault the bong spilled.

by Tank October 10, 2003

fignuts

Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy rules.

Listen here Fignuts.

by Tank November 15, 2003

loppy

97 Honda accord with ground effects.

Jakes car is loppy.

by Tank April 30, 2003

Kelly's Law

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly

Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.

by Tank June 27, 2009

hands full

To have your hands full; only refers to the opposite sex; shows that they have a freaky side that only really you and them know about

Boi you got yo hands full

by Tank January 14, 2005

j-o-o

Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew

Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!

by Tank February 20, 2003