24 definitions by Tank

j-o-o

Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew

Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!

by Tank February 20, 2003

ball hair

these critters tend to get stuck in your teeth after a round of horizontal hokey pokey

Bobby: Hey there. Did you and Billy Bob just get done, well you know...
Lisa Jo: Why? Do I have ball hair in my teeth?

by Tank December 29, 2004

Dougalured

TO have your Manager support you, and make your work live easier

I had a terrible shift until I was dougalured.

by Tank August 11, 2006

Kink

To take a nap on the couch, chair or any place comfortable but not a bed

I was havin a Kink when the phone rang.

by Tank April 9, 2007

loppy

97 Honda accord with ground effects.

Jakes car is loppy.

by Tank April 30, 2003

Chocolate 120

A person who pays a black stripper $120 for a sexual favor, namely a handjob.

He came out of the club a Chocolate 120.

by Tank October 25, 2004

Kelly's Law

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly

Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.

by Tank June 27, 2009