Tank 's definitions

roll dex

To masturbate.

Alright man, I'm gonna go watch that hot new DVD I got, roll dex, and pass out.

by Tank June 20, 2004

Plank

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

by Tank April 11, 2005

meatholed

To be fucked over by life in general.

I got so meatholed when I forgot to turn in my term paper.

by tank December 13, 2004

wigga

Whitey who tries to Act Negro

Joe Daher, Eminem, Jonny B Bad, etc.

by Tank December 5, 2003

TANK

da silly neGr0 who pizzeld your a$$.

I go TANKed

by TANK May 25, 2003

fartmachine

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)

Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!

by tank December 13, 2004

Dougalured

TO have your Manager support you, and make your work live easier

I had a terrible shift until I was dougalured.

by Tank August 11, 2006