Somebody who cuts in front of your line while snowboarding/skateboarding/etc. The biggest asshole in the world.
While riding up to the second table, Jimmy is cut off by the slowest skier in the world, who's idea for fun is to ride off the lip of table tops and land several milliseconds later, only to fall several feet from the knuckle and slow down the entire group which are waiting to hit it. He is displeased so he catches up to the skiing fag, pushes him over, and screams
"Fuck you! You little snaker twat!"
"Fuck you! You little snaker twat!"
by TangClock February 23, 2009
When at a buffet, when one finishes their plate, they sometimes have the kindness to wait for their fellow food pounding comrades to finish their plates as well. This begins halftime. When all are finished and ready for round 2 (or more), they all get up together and refill their plates. Gameplay resumes.
Guy #1: "Alright, I'm done of my plate."
Guy #2: "Aww man, I'm still not done of mine!"
Guy #1: "That's OK. I'll wait for you. Its halftime."
*pause until eating finishes*
Guy #1: "Alright then, are you ready?"
Guy #2: "Damn straight! Game on!"
Guy #2: "Aww man, I'm still not done of mine!"
Guy #1: "That's OK. I'll wait for you. Its halftime."
*pause until eating finishes*
Guy #1: "Alright then, are you ready?"
Guy #2: "Damn straight! Game on!"
by TangClock June 17, 2009
by TangClock February 25, 2009
Huey ate shit on that rail a few minutes ago, and just popped five Tylenol. He must have a pretty groggin' noggin.
by TangClock February 25, 2009
A project undertaken by a girl when she begins to date a guy in a lower "league" then herself on purpose. The stunned male, who is very good to this girl, is easily manipulated because he will never have sex so great again. The female then slowly changes the male into what she wants him to be by stopping him from doing certain things /wearing certain things that she does not like. This girls goal is to change the male into her dream man, who is everything she wants in a guy and is still waited on hand and foot. This is almost never the case though, as the guy will eventually realize what is happening, or notices that after these changes he can now go find a better girlfriend.
by TangClock August 12, 2009
A nickname, or rather synonym for the first name "Spencer". Sometimes shortened to Spanks. To be used to anyone going by said name. No exceptions.
by TangClock April 18, 2009
Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.
I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.
by TangClock August 18, 2009