Definitions by Tamkin CPA

Autocorrecticide

When AutoCorrect kills your perfect comeback

Hilarious one line comebacker come back was destroyed spellcheck changed one word. It was an example of autocorrecticide

Autocorrecticide by Tamkin cpa April 26, 2026

Textwreck

Your message was flawless… Until spellcheck turned it into a train wreck

my email response became a textwreck when spellcheck turned it into a train wreck

Textwreck by Tamkin cpa April 26, 2026

Yohurt

When you eat yogurt, but forgot to take your Lactaid your stomach yohurt, you have the shits

I really enjoy frozen yogurt but I am lactose intolerant. So if I forget my lactase yogurt becomes yohurt

Yohurt by Tamkin cpa April 26, 2026

MLB on base drools

The mlb rules for on base record does not include getting on base for an error which is a bad rule. More like on base drools. Stupid rule that drolls

Example of an mlb on base drools.
Ohtani got on base for the 50th straight game but not as a result of getting on because of an Error. Apparently getting on base due to defense error doesn’t could as getting on base. Let’s just ignore the fact that he got on base. This is a case of a bad rule, more like mlb on base drolls

MLB on base drools by Tamkin cpa April 19, 2026

Rejuiceinate

Going on a juice detox to pick up your energy and just feel better

I have been feeling a little lethargic and need a juice detox. Going to rejuiceinate to get my energy back

Rejuiceinate by Tamkin cpa April 15, 2026

Mothsquito

A cross between a mosquito and moth

That mothsquito was big and scared me when it flew past me

Mothsquito by Tamkin cpa February 13, 2026

Joe briben 

Presidents nickname since he has been accused of bribes from Ukraine

Joe Briben was allegedly taking to the Ukrainian govt in exchange to fire the prosecutor

Joe briben by Tamkin cpa June 14, 2023