Meoo

An expression of disappointment, usually associated with wanting to do something bad but knowing that it's the wrong choice.

The more o's tapped to the end, the more disappointed you are.
Dawn: 'I could go for a slab of that chocolate fudge triple stack lard cake'
Emma: 'Didn't you say you were on a diet?'
Dawn: 'Yeah, guess I shouldn't then. Meoo :('

Dave: 'You coming pub tonight Mike?'
Mike: 'Damn right I am'
Neil: 'Didn't you say your in-laws were coming over for dinner tonight?'
Mike: 'Ah shizzle, yeah. No pub. Meoooooooo' (followed by tears)
by tain london October 08, 2014
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Agg

An abbreviation of both aggravating and aggressive. When someone or something gives you aggro, they're being a pain or difficult. This can include being a precursor to violence.

Previously abbreviated to aggro, very popular with the plebeians across Britain, but that was far too long for the commoners to say so it was abbreviated yet again to just three letters.

Nothing to do with paintball.
"Dave's being a bit loud and obnoxious today"
"Yeah he's been giving me agg all day"

"I 'eard the crew are lightin' up The Queen Vic tonight"
"The agg has already started mate, Jimmy is getting shirty with Bob before they've even walked in"
by tain london August 05, 2021
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Text Chop

To take a section of text and edit it as a method of insulting someone.
Wow Rich just done Kev with that text chop of Bush's speach on homosexuality.
by Tain London December 29, 2008
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The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.

Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.
Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?

Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.

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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?

Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.
by tain london December 25, 2022
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Text chop

To take a section of text and edit it as a method of insulting someone.
Wow Rich just done Kev with that text chop of Bush's speach about the Navy.
by Tain London July 21, 2007
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Oh shit!

Term used to stir up trouble and create a tension that may not have previously existed.
Rich: "Like my new haricut Vic?"

Vic: "It's definitely different Rich!"

Mart: "Oh shit!"
by Tain London April 03, 2009
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goldfinger

When you use toilet paper that is too thin and your finger unfortunately breaks the paper, resulting in a golden deposit on your finger.
Kev's had the hump all day after getting goldfinger in the toilet earlier. His finger stinks!
by Tain London April 24, 2008
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