Person 1 : I Can't wait for my Biology Quiz on Monday!
Person 2 : Good for you!
Person 1 : Thanks!
Person 3 : Douches.
Person 2 : Good for you!
Person 1 : Thanks!
Person 3 : Douches.
by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

When your head gets stuck between a man's balls and his grundle, and you have to walk around with him on top of you all day.
Hey, did you hear about bob? Some guy made him into a pants sandwich for the day, and he says he's been eatin' plenty to keep him alive. It seems they want a gay marriage.
O_O I think I'll just keep walking now, thank you!
O_O I think I'll just keep walking now, thank you!
by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Oh Snap! That GURL is Rankstankin' up the whole living room. I should have kicked her out before she ate those wings, now she's gonna sleep all over my fresh, redolent bedding.
by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

by Taeko Hentie April 26, 2006

Hey, enjoying those Lollersk8?
I can't skate!
SURE YOU CAN!
AAAAAAAHHH!!!
Does he have insurance?
I think we better go!
I can't skate!
SURE YOU CAN!
AAAAAAAHHH!!!
Does he have insurance?
I think we better go!
by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006
