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Definitions by Tabago's mom

Our BROTHEL of naked pussy cats is growing. We now have Nutsac, Numbnuts, and Blueballs.
BROTHEL by Tabago's mom August 14, 2019

SUB-ADULT 

Sub-adult: People between the age group of 18 and 24ish that are technically or kegally adults, but have no clue how to Adult.
Jay, the sub-adults need money again for school and I had to help them with scheduling their school break and getting plane tickets. One day the will actually be able to do something on their own, I hope!!
SUB-ADULT by Tabago's mom April 6, 2019

QUOTIONARY 

Quotionary: A fun , but sonetimes annoying , game played between Family members or close friends. When a random movie quote pops into your head, you proceed to immediately call or text the quote to see who knows what movie it is from.
Bill said, "Chuck, I have the best QUOTIONARY for you"! FEED THE MAYO TO THE TUNA!! No fair Google cheating!
QUOTIONARY by Tabago's mom April 6, 2019
Scougy: to go HAM on working or playong to the point of being disgustingly dirty, sweaty and gross. ( the "c" is pronounced as a "k" )
I was so scougy after cleaning the monkeys's room, that it felt like I needed to shower twice!
SCOUGY by Tabago's mom April 6, 2019

MOM AS FUCK 

MOM AS FUCK: A mother who looks the oter way or even helps her teenagers when they do something innapropriate for their age.
She is Mom as Fuck to throw you a keg party for your 18th birthday
MOM AS FUCK by Tabago's mom April 2, 2019

Getting Pulled Over 

A funny, politely abrupt way to get off the phone with some one who talks too much and too long especially about nothing of significance
Gotta go Mom. I'm Getting Pulled Over

FABREZAJUANA 

FABREZAJUANA: The unsucceful attempt of a teenager to cover up the smell of marijuana by attepting to cover it up with overly abundant amounts of Febreze. Does not work!!!
Hailey your room smells like FABREZAJUANA. . You better air it out before Dad gets home and you get McGruffed!!
FABREZAJUANA by Tabago's mom April 1, 2019