Definitions by T_rump_supporter
Tube Steak
A slang term for a man's penis, or commonly a hot dog is a poor man's steak. Since a hot dog is in the form of a tube, it is called a tube steak. Also referenced in the ZZ top song, tube steak boogie, boogie, woogie baby, boogie woogie all night long
1. Did you see the size of that Hot Dog! That is more like a tube steak. What a meal. Baby!
2. Dude 1: Did you see how that fine girl handles that tube steak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man! She can sure Boogie Woogie!
2. Dude 1: Did you see how that fine girl handles that tube steak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man! She can sure Boogie Woogie!
Tube Steak by T_rump_supporter September 11, 2013
Peter Pan
A person who never grew up. Shows very disturbing anger and emotional baggage. Walls themselves up from co-workers and friends and is completely anti-social.
Dr. Phil: "Amy, you must get a hold of your inner turmoil. You need to not show your emotions as anger. You, Amy, need to learn to control yourself. Amy, you have Peter Pan syndrome. I don't know if you realize this, but you really have it, and are now resembling the character Peter Pan. You need to grow some tits."
Amy: "F-you, Dr. Phil! You bald headed butt-munch! I don't have any problems, and how dare you refer to me as Peter Pan!"
Dr. Phil: "Amy, you dress in green tights and have short bobbed hair, and no breasts, I guess tits was a little too harsh."
Amy: "F-you, Dr. Phil! You bald headed butt-munch! I don't have any problems, and how dare you refer to me as Peter Pan!"
Dr. Phil: "Amy, you dress in green tights and have short bobbed hair, and no breasts, I guess tits was a little too harsh."
Peter Pan by T_rump_supporter April 19, 2013
Small Hands, Large Peter
Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"
Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."
Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."
Small Hands, Large Peter by T_rump_supporter April 18, 2013
Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
Three Rivers
Small Southwest Michigan town where JimBob, BillyJoe, BillyJean, and Maxwell call home. If you live on Roberts Mountain, then you may have a similar name. (Roberts Mountain being the garbage dump on Roberts road)
I was in Three Rivers last week visiting cuzin JimBob. We went fishing and then had a nice view of Three Rivers up top on Roberts mountain. The methane smell sure makes ya know you is alive.
Three Rivers by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010