Bitch Powers Activate
When an attention Whore keepin’ it REAL they are about to Spring into Active Bitch Face Mode asks someone around her to touch or in Attention Whore phrasing announces “Bitch Powers Activate (“Hit Me!”)!”
When an attention Whore keepin’ it REAL they are about to Spring into Active Bitch Face Mode asks someone around her to touch or in Attention Whore phrasing announces “Bitch Powers Activate (“Hit Me!”)!”
Used in active sentence definition:
Attention Ho: Someone touch me!
Chuck: What skank?
Attention Ho: Bitch Powers Activate (“Hit Me!”)
Chuck: I’ll knock you the F out if that is what you want?!
Attention Ho: You’re no fun.
Chuck: check yourself you little lady. Now go back to what you do best.
Attention Ho: Someone touch me!
Chuck: What skank?
Attention Ho: Bitch Powers Activate (“Hit Me!”)
Chuck: I’ll knock you the F out if that is what you want?!
Attention Ho: You’re no fun.
Chuck: check yourself you little lady. Now go back to what you do best.
by T_rump_supporter April 14, 2018
A ghetto term used by rejected women for players who the women feel are playing games by not meeting with them. Said lady assumed said player would hookup with them instead the lady was stood up. Usually for sexual intercourse or a perceived romantic date.
Hoodrat: "Yo, don't be playin' me. You be stuck on fake muthafuker. I been waitin' all day and you don't text or call."
Player: silence
Hoodrat: "Just what I thought! Shoooot! You don't know how to handle a real woman like me."
Player: silence
Hoodrat: "Just what I thought! Shoooot! You don't know how to handle a real woman like me."
by T_rump_supporter May 14, 2016
Resting bitch face the look on a bitches face while she is perpetually in bitch mode.
Aka bf, also refer to as bf^2
Aka bf, also refer to as bf^2
Dude 1: Julie always looks angry.
Dude 2: She is just in resting bitch face mode. Can’t turn off her anger.
Dude 1: I guess she needs a good ass banging
Dude 2: She is just in resting bitch face mode. Can’t turn off her anger.
Dude 1: I guess she needs a good ass banging
by T_rump_supporter November 25, 2017
What a desperate fool with a viagra side effect of prolonged erection does to rid himself of the prolonged hard-on.
I went down to the frozen yogurt shop and yelled, all the frozen yogurt is on me!
Soon I was at home being laid by Three dogs, eerr women.
So with that said, the doctors told me they now call the remedy a three dog night.
Soon I was at home being laid by Three dogs, eerr women.
So with that said, the doctors told me they now call the remedy a three dog night.
by T_rump_supporter June 26, 2018
Based on the term Donkey punch. But based on the name from Pittsburgh Steeler lore. Lynn Swann was known for pushing off on the back of his opponents helmet as he leapt for a catch. In this case, one punches the back of their partners head as they climax.
I did a Lynn Swann last night. We both fell asleep after I climaxed.
by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016
A phrase said after making a sarcastic or sadistic joke regarding a morbid event. Such as Bill Buckner booting an easy ground ball, the Steve Bartman interference of the foul ball at the Cubs playoff game, Dave Winfield dispatching a sea gull, and any other event that hits home. Can be construed as insulting or hurtful.
Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.
Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.
The Cubs have as much chance of winning a World Series as Steve Bartman does of interferring with another foul ball at Wrigley Field. Too soon?
by T_rump_supporter August 25, 2016
The Virginity Loophole
The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter December 27, 2015