cnut

For the English people, King Cnut's reign from 1017 to 1035 was much like the month of March, "in like a lion and out like a lamb". 1 Crowned in the turmoil of war and conquest, Cnut quickly established an era of peace and prosperity. England became so secure that Cnut could frequently leave the country to settle affairs elsewhere in his empire. It was especially important to a people weary from thirty years of war that all of the fighting during his reign was on foreign soil. By the time of his death in 1035, Cnut was recognized as an equal by the Holy Roman Emperor and had negotiated with the Pope as a Christian monarch.
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hundleby

What a hundlebeast becomes during the placid hours of the morning when Trisha is on TV.
Hundleby, you raper, turn Trisha off and go and get a job.
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DBC

A Desk-Bound cnut. An office worker who dosses around and gets out of doing as much work as possible by posting to the interweb.
Stop looking at pr0n and get back to your mindless graft, you lazy tosspiece of a DBC.
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interweb

A vast network of computerised filth, lovingly pumped into the desktops of 21st Century office employees, ensuring that no work ever gets done.
Have you seen my collection of Asian bukkake scat pr0n that I spent the day downloading from the interweb?
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spaz bogs

bogs for spazzes. Contain many unfamiliar and futuristic accoutrements not available to vanilla toilet goers. Frequently abbreviated to spazbogs
Right, lads. I'm off to release solo material in the spaz bogs.
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tacit

This means that an obvious punchline has been left tacit
An example, in this case, would be frivolous. You either understand it, or you don't.
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sez

Chiefly Mancunian riposte. Implies the presence of hypocrisy in a person's pronouncement.
Person A: "You are a foule gaye raper."
Person B: "SEZ".
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