by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
A vast network of computerised filth, lovingly pumped into the desktops of 21st Century office employees, ensuring that no work ever gets done.
Have you seen my collection of Asian bukkake scat pr0n that I spent the day downloading from the interweb?
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
For the English people, King Cnut's reign from 1017 to 1035 was much like the month of March, "in like a lion and out like a lamb". 1 Crowned in the turmoil of war and conquest, Cnut quickly established an era of peace and prosperity. England became so secure that Cnut could frequently leave the country to settle affairs elsewhere in his empire. It was especially important to a people weary from thirty years of war that all of the fighting during his reign was on foreign soil. By the time of his death in 1035, Cnut was recognized as an equal by the Holy Roman Emperor and had negotiated with the Pope as a Christian monarch.
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
bogs for spazzes. Contain many unfamiliar and futuristic accoutrements not available to vanilla toilet goers. Frequently abbreviated to spazbogs
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
The Hundlebeast is a mythical creature with six legs and a hat, that stalks the playgrounds and prostitutes of Manchester. If you're ever in Manchester at night, listen out for its distinctive cry of, "Raperaperape!" as it claims another victim.
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
A Desk-Bound cnut. An office worker who dosses around and gets out of doing as much work as possible by posting to the interweb.
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003