Definitions by TV Spunk

raper 

One who rapes. With a touch of humour.

This Week's "Animal Hospital" comes from the St. Raper's home for cancerous rabbits. It's Rolph Harris with a hutch of tumours.

raper by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

sez 

Chiefly Mancunian riposte. Implies the presence of hypocrisy in a person's pronouncement.

Person A: "You are a foule gaye raper."
Person B: "SEZ".

sez by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

DBC

A Desk-Bound cnut. An office worker who dosses around and gets out of doing as much work as possible by posting to the interweb.

Stop looking at pr0n and get back to your mindless graft, you lazy tosspiece of a DBC.

DBC by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

interweb 

A vast network of computerised filth, lovingly pumped into the desktops of 21st Century office employees, ensuring that no work ever gets done.

Have you seen my collection of Asian bukkake scat pr0n that I spent the day downloading from the interweb?

interweb by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

tacit 

This means that an obvious punchline has been left tacit

An example, in this case, would be frivolous. You either understand it, or you don't.

tacit by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

nagaiutb 

Acronym: Not as good as it used to be.

This dictionary is NAGAIUTB.

nagaiutb by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

garginfoul

Like a gargin only much more foule and gaye.

Everyone scarper, for fuck's sake, here comes garginfoul.

garginfoul by TV Spunk January 30, 2003