TOm's definitions

Pouch

a slang term to describe a hot woman, one you would dream about having sex with. Can be coupled with other words and adverbs.

From the use of pouch as the vagina. as in "i want her pouch"

"dude, that chick is puch"
"she is pouchtastic"
Guy out the window of a car yelling at a woman: "PPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH"
"Man this place is PC: Pouch City"

by Tom January 10, 2005

starbucks

Starbucks, also known as, crack for rich people.

Junkie 1: Dude, my drug dealer got shot yesterday. What am I going to do?
Junkie 2: Lets go to Starbucks and get a Mocha.
Junkie 1: No there's no way I could afford that.
Junkie 2: I guess you'll just have to stick to inhaling cans of computer Dust-off again.

by Tom May 13, 2005

The Tean Corner

A corner of computers at Leek collge where Emma tom and scott sit and talk about things such as bags of wank

Emma brought some chewits back from wilko's to the tean corner

by Tom March 9, 2004

Parksnine

An obsession of the number nine that is completely uncontrollable to the point that you can't life without nine.

Yo, you crazy bitch, stop with the parksnine and lets get goin

by Tom October 22, 2004

Hway

A sexy person who love port vale

Hway bums vale, Hway is sexy

by tom July 25, 2004

Hugoesthere

Synonym: Hugo

A mean-spirited name for a boy whose parents cruelly gave him to the name Hugo, in honor of a relative that has been dead for 60 years.

"Hugoesthere! Get away, I don't want to play with you during recess today! Na-nana-nana nah!"said the evil little boy names Tom.

by Tom December 9, 2004

buzzums

tits basically Eg. tits breast boobs

'My god emma has big tits' 'i see what u mean!'

by Tom January 3, 2005