TOm's definitions

Rockland

A bastardized version of Westchester. Very ugly county, rather uncool place to hail from. Hates being called 'Upstate New York' even though it is.

Anything north of lower westchester is upstate if your from Eastchester.

by Tom January 8, 2004

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 2, 2003

rectumpuncher

A rectum puncher is a man who feels the need to erect his penis and jam it in other mens pooey bums!

OMG Hitme you rectumpuncher!!

by Tom January 5, 2005

shiznit

the shit

Thats the shiznit!

by Tom November 25, 2003

lagnaf

let's all get nude & frolic!
(this is a better definition when the word is used in the office)

LAGNAF - "Let's all get nude & frolic"

by Tom January 20, 2004

Fawful

Resident of the Beanbean Kingdom. Servant of Cackletta. Learned English from CATS. Your lives that he spits on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid.

"OUCH! Hotness! It is the overheat!"

by Tom December 31, 2003

fighter jet

Fighting aircraft designed to destroy other military hardware

The fighter jet blew the other plane clean out the sky!

by Tom April 4, 2003