Swamp Walk

vi. The act of dropping a load in someone’s hair, then repeatedly beating the steamy pile with your cock.

I took a nice long swamp walk with craigs mom.

by Tom October 21, 2004

greenland

Named after the founding of Greenland:
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"

ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"

Man, Jimmy said it'd be good but the party is fucking Greenland!

by Tom March 31, 2005

splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

by Tom January 07, 2005

mardi gras

french for 'fat tuesday', a sort of parade where women flash their boobies and drunken people throw beads at them, etctera.

i got tricked into getting a mamogram by a hobo on mardi gras

by tom March 03, 2004

downtime

the amount of time that needs to be spent between her legs before it's her turn.

i had to spend an hour of downtime on her before she even considered sucking my dick.

by tom November 30, 2003

downtime

the amount of time a woman spends sucking your dick which she feels is adequate enough for you.

yo bitch, 2 minutes aint enough downtime. better get your ass back down and start sucking!!!!!!

by tom November 30, 2003

farecon

he the head anti white klan they want to bankurbt the gov by pay all decendents of the slaves for thare labore to the tune a cuple mill per slave among other insane propaganda in faver blacks (please note i am not raceist but he taking it a litle to far

farcone and his kronies should meet with kkk and that would take the both of them

by tom November 12, 2003