TOm's definitions

Hardcore Vegan

Used by Bill Bailey in his "part troll" tour.

A vegan who won't drive through towns with the word "HAM" in the name.

Tom: You wanna go to Birmingham
Hardcore Vegan: Hell No

by Tom February 17, 2005

Pap

to backhand someone's male genetaliais a swift whipping motion

Ow! I just got papped!

by Tom May 12, 2003

snook

n. Person who greedly smokes weed and assumes the responsibility of starting the session.

Jake again came without any gang and started a bowl that i packed, what a god damn snook!

by Tom November 10, 2003

norma jean

complete insanity.

she simply will not die.

by Tom August 8, 2003

biccle

a vagina that is so puny and insignificant that in time it closes up and falls out.

my mum has a biccle

by tom November 25, 2003

*G'd* up from tha *feet* up

G means gangster u hat0r
u just a n00b hu dont no shit

*G'd* up from tha *feet* up

by tom May 5, 2005

Baltimore

I have lived in Baltimore all of my life. There is absolutely nothing good about this city. 50% of its residents are below the poverty line. These same people are uneducated to the extreme and proud of it. It is these people who claim to be "da best".

In fact there is no way that this city can compete with other functioning cities. There is no way that this city is going to survive the rise of Europe and the rise of Asia.
This is a dangerous city. If you walk from one end of this city to the other, you are guaranteed to get robbed, beaten, or killed. That is not a joke.

Breeding grounds for HIV, herpes, syphillis, gonorhea, etc.

There are about 300 murders a year. The city will not get over its racial divisions. Unemployment is high. Drug addiction is a severe problem. The high African American population and the white response to them, sad to say, is one of the major causes of the city's decline.

Oh, so you are from Baltimore.
I went there last month and got my wallet stolen.

by TOM February 26, 2005