TOm's definitions

Laahnge

The croydonish word for lounge

im gonna sit in the laahnge in y caahncil flat

by Tom September 6, 2003

doltswagen

Model of car popular with thicko council-estate dwellers. Usually adorned with tasteless accessories and driven erratically around housing estates until being written-off or stolen and then torched.

Second-hand value? Zero.

I say, Carruthers. You don't want that old XR3-i, it's a doltswagen. Why not try that nice Audi over there.

by Tom November 3, 2003

having a go

Complaining, threatening or telling off another person.

Stop having a go at me!
I was like having a phat go at him.

by Tom January 16, 2005

Bukakkalypse

The end of the world by bukkake.

Some believe that at some point in the future, God's will be revealed to a certain privileged few. A giant ejaculation will be released upon the unpriviliged masses and they will drown in a flood of semen, their sins being washed away by God's man-love.

Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her. Behold the bukakkalypse.

Revelation 18:20

by Tom December 21, 2007

idst

If Destroyed, Stays True.

Put on the end of messages by immature schoolchildren so that if a message is destroyed, it's appatrently still true- regardless of wether or not it was true in the first place.

Can easily be counteracted by destroying the IDST first, removing it's protection, then removing said message.

"rick is gaaaay. IDST"

by Tom January 15, 2005

sheeesh

A word signaling simultaneous frustration & confusion. It's uttered after some event that frustrates & confuses, and you just can't let the moment pass without some kind of comment.

Curly Howard (The Three Stooges) frequently said "Sheeesh!" after something didn't operate the way it was expected to operate, like a telephone. Or when he was slapped by his brother, Moe, for no apparent reason.

by Tom January 12, 2005

nutsacular

1. Pertaining to the nutsack
2. Extremely spectacular

Usually used sarcastically
to express disapproval

Econ class was just nutsacular today. That teacher's lisp could not have been more annoying.

by tom April 4, 2005