skankawhorus ex

1) an abnormally tall skank whore that is cool with all the guys because she fucks them in the ass. i mean, they get to fuck HER in the ass. excuse me.

2) a slutty dinosaur that is your ex-girlfriend
I'm gonna fuck that skankawhorus ex right in the ass.
by tom March 19, 2003
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Asquith Boys

A dodgy, underfunded high school in an area so far north of civilised Sydney there really should be cattle grazing there.
Also has undoubtably the worst team in the senior Indoor Soccer Comp.
Man, Asquith boys are so shit at Indoor. I can't believe I actually kept a clean sheet against them.
by Tom December 16, 2004
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dock

Dock is the term that references the mail sex organ. It's a combination of two slang terms for the penis. Those terms are "dock" and "cock". Putting them together you get a great term to use for the wang.
From the hit movie "Magnolia". The information starring Frank T.J. Mackie says the following while promoting his "how to get girls" series of tapes called "Seduce & Destory". He says.... "...if you buy my tapes you are going to have all those women's panties moist and they won't believe how badly they will want to wet you dock!"
by Tom September 13, 2008
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Piled Corn

You may think your history teacher is just your average Joe... but deep down he is a fan ad supplier of CHILD PORN!... he may claim his barn is filled with piles of corn... or "piled corn"... but don't be decieved... he has billions of child porn in there. he is the world's number 1 traficker of child porn. he masturbates at the mere sight of a 4 year old. GAY!!
I downloaded alot of piled corn last night.

Q: My friend likes piled corn... what should I do?
A: Lure him into the bathroom by giving a 4 year old girl some candy to run past him and then into the bathroom. Then when he runs in there you chase after him and force him to give oral pleasure to an elephant.

I used piled corn as a show and tell item at school.
by Tom September 15, 2003
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Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot
by Tom March 05, 2004
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Devil Box

"Its tough to write e-mail on this devil box, I'll tell ya more later"
by Tom May 27, 2004
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wicked smurf

"good" "great", term used to express satisfaction. Stems from misheard mc hawking lyric, "you think i'm soft just because i'm wicked smart"
hardcore rugged and raw says:
want more stuff on my arms first
LES. says:
will look wicked smurf
by tom May 13, 2005
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