nickel navigator

shitty ass cheap car

Joe Dirt drives a nickel navigator

by tony January 09, 2004

jagertubing

Very Dangerous snow sport involving being towed from the back of a car in a snow tube while drinking jagermeister.

Tony busted his nose last night while jagertubing.

by Tony December 08, 2003

thumper

a very religious person. one who always refers to the bible in everyday conversation.

i can't stand those bible thumpers always gettin' in my shit about drinking and sex.

by tony January 29, 2004

Jagmo

One who has a stupid face especially Paul.

Paul is such a jagmo and he needs to stop moshing grits all the time.

by Tony April 20, 2003

dump sweats

when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.

While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.

by tony August 18, 2004

Godiva

The best damn chocolate company--ever. It may be expensive, but it's the finest quality of chocolate you'll ever taste. I recommend that you savor it for maximum enjoyment.

$2.00 for an espresso truffle?!?!! Oh well, it's from Godiva so it must be good.

*makes a tiny nibble*

...mmmm, this tastes just as good as when my boyfriend kisses me

by Tony May 13, 2004

jerusalem cruiser

Any rope sandal that is similar in style to the kind that Jesus would have worn.

"Hey, Ryan, where'd you buy the Jerusalem Cruisers?"

by Tony April 25, 2003