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Definitions by TOM

description for a pet dog, typically a keeshound.
Hey Neener! You're so cute, I love you Neener.
neener by Tom August 21, 2003

lemenschwiler 

a word for usage in calling someone a name
you fucking lemenschwiler you need to pass out
lemenschwiler by tom August 21, 2003

babys momma

The mother of your illegitimate child. Often the result of a short-term relationship or a one-night-stand, therefore she is not refered to as "ex-girlfriend."
babys momma by Tom August 17, 2003
A Cuban guy that rapes children. Also a guy that has a large collection of hentai porn on his computer.
"You want to come with me, I have candeee..."
sula by Tom August 13, 2003
Two dimensional creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon. They are arrogant, are often bad influences on those who come in contact with them, and have the ability to shoot large square like projectiles from their moon weapons.

They can be seen on the Adult Swim show Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Mooninites launched an attack on Earth in January 2007. They succeeded in shutting down Boston on Wednesday, January 31.
We are the mooninites from the inner core of the moon.
mooninite by Tom August 8, 2003

norma jean 

norma jean by Tom August 8, 2003
Verb. Onomatopoeic word for masturbate.
Noun. Semen.
There was nothing Pete liked better in the morning than a good hard glop.
glop by tom August 4, 2003