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Definitions by TOM

smiggity 

A smoke, a cigarrette

See smig
Wanna have a smiggity?
Let me have a smiggity, ya?
smiggity by Tom October 8, 2004

Tom's Tour of Europe 

A type of exaggeration used by a man when trying to persuade a lady-friend to sleep with him, probably in a one night stand. Usually the perpetrator will have maybe visited a couple of friends on the continent, getting so drunk at each place it really does matter where he went.
This summer I went on a Tour of Europe. Please sleep with me.
Tom's Tour of Europe by tom October 7, 2004

smash, smash out

To leave, exit

Also see bounce
Alright guys, Im gunna smash out
- or -
Wanna smash?
smash, smash out by Tom October 7, 2004

Swichous 

Something so awesome, cool, neat, kickass, overwhelmingly the shit it can only be described with this one word.
John: Hey, did you watch that special last night?

Bob: Yeah, that was swichous man!
Swichous by Tom October 4, 2004
Literally means someone who wields a fag. As a musketeer holds a gun, a fagoteer has a fag or cigarette. Translated into modern terms: a smoker; someone who smokes.

Not to be mistaken by fag or faggot. This word has nothing to do with sexual preference at all.
John: Dude, I can't breathe in yo momma's house, she's more a fagoteer than I thought!
Fagoteer by Tom October 4, 2004

Brussels 

Belgium is the country with the best beer in the world (we try to be objective). Therefore, your stay in Brussels cannot be complete without a visit to one of the many typical and beautiful cafes and pubs that you will find here.
Brussels by Tom September 28, 2004
Untouched for at least 500 years, Brugge (that's how they spell it) is the closest you will ever get to time travel!

If you want to make a woman happy, take her to Brugge!

I went to Brugge on the recommendation of my friends mother so, I didn't think I would like it too much. I was wrong!

I went on a day trip from Paris thinking it would be something I could see in a few hours and not throw off my schedule. I was there for about 5 hours. That was enough to make me change the rest of my plans so I could go back and spend 2 days.

I am not saying you can't see everything you would want to in a few hours but it is the only place where you can feel what it was like 500 years ago.

No ones words will ever do it justice so I won't bother trying. All I will say is, it is the city you will never want to leave. Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, none of these can compare with Brugge. The people are friendly, the food is good and cheap, the hotels are inexpensive, and the history runs deeper than any other city. Brugges was not bombed in either of the world wars, it is what it was: beautiful!
Bruges the most beautfiul place in Europe!!!!!
Bruges by Tom September 28, 2004