TOM's definitions

cumcast

degrading name for the isp of comcast

cumcast has way to much lag

by tom December 5, 2003

caz

Very appealing woman that describes herself as an enigma cagey and thus does your head nut in.

Oh go on Caz

by Tom February 12, 2004

sagoons

Goons from Something Awful

CgiBinLaden, Tom, Pipebomb, Kritsy, Batkiwi,

by Tom December 10, 2003

meth lab

where meth is made ileagly
uslely smell prety rank

the swat team needs to bust that meth lab next door

by tom November 11, 2003

CS Player

omg, omg im such a noob 'l33t' 12 year old gay (from i-14)

Those people from i-14

by Tom March 18, 2003

dock

Dock is the term that references the mail sex organ. It's a combination of two slang terms for the penis. Those terms are "dock" and "cock". Putting them together you get a great term to use for the wang.

From the hit movie "Magnolia". The information starring Frank T.J. Mackie says the following while promoting his "how to get girls" series of tapes called "Seduce & Destory". He says.... "...if you buy my tapes you are going to have all those women's panties moist and they won't believe how badly they will want to wet you dock!"
Source: Tom, Minneapolis, MN

by Tom August 16, 2006

ridiculonk

The ultimate in ridiculousness.

That story was so ridiculonk they should put you in jail!

by Tom June 19, 2006