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Bruges

Untouched for at least 500 years, Brugge (that's how they spell it) is the closest you will ever get to time travel!

If you want to make a woman happy, take her to Brugge!

I went to Brugge on the recommendation of my friends mother so, I didn't think I would like it too much. I was wrong!

I went on a day trip from Paris thinking it would be something I could see in a few hours and not throw off my schedule. I was there for about 5 hours. That was enough to make me change the rest of my plans so I could go back and spend 2 days.

I am not saying you can't see everything you would want to in a few hours but it is the only place where you can feel what it was like 500 years ago.

No ones words will ever do it justice so I won't bother trying. All I will say is, it is the city you will never want to leave. Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, none of these can compare with Brugge. The people are friendly, the food is good and cheap, the hotels are inexpensive, and the history runs deeper than any other city. Brugges was not bombed in either of the world wars, it is what it was: beautiful!
Bruges the most beautfiul place in Europe!!!!!
by Tom September 28, 2004
mugGet the Brugesmug.

sha

"This is good Sha" - when refering to food.
by Tom April 20, 2005
mugGet the shamug.

smiggity

A smoke, a cigarrette

See smig
Wanna have a smiggity?
Let me have a smiggity, ya?
by Tom October 8, 2004
mugGet the smiggitymug.

banjo player

It is basicly a girl or boy who goies around 'playing' other people of the opposite sex. I.e Going up to them and making them think they like them when actually it is a devilish plot to rule over everyone.
Player: Your looking sexy today Grrr...
Uglyboy 18:Gee thx sexy lady

Later that day....

Uglyboy 18: Wow i think she likes me :P
Uglyboy 28: Nah she likes me you tart.
Clever boy 1: No you fools she is playing you like a banjo, i mean full on band practice.
by Tom July 9, 2004
mugGet the banjo playermug.

genmay

Genmay is an internet forum which is hellbent on reusing old and now unfunny internet catchphrases. Just look at the other definitions for what I mean. Most of thier humour is stolen from somethingawful.com after their forums have sucked all the funny out of it.

Genmay is basically where all the fark/somethingawful washouts end up. If you enjoy killing every last little bit of a joke over and over again, this forum is for you!
Hey man, I just visited Genmay and I saw a totally hilarious image of Admiral Ackbar saying IT'S A TRAP. AHHAHAHA LOOOOOOOL.
by Tom November 8, 2004
mugGet the genmaymug.

tha daggar

finguring a girl
by Tom June 17, 2004
mugGet the tha daggarmug.

Dirty South Fish Hook

your two fingers in the hiney and then sink your thumb in her dickhole
by tom April 25, 2003
mugGet the Dirty South Fish Hookmug.

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