TODD's definitions

candidate for insemination

someone you'd like to stick your man meat in.

She's definalty a candidate for insemination

by todd March 10, 2003

WREEEE

Comes from stoned frat guys who cannot pronounce a word cause they are too drunk

Chris, whats happaning?

Todd: "Wreeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

by todd October 25, 2004

tworp

One who farts in a pool and then eats the fart bubbles as they rise to the surface.

The lifeguard forced the tworp to leave the pool

by todd March 19, 2005

Cheesin'

Uncontrollable gaseous emissions from the anus caused by the ingestion of a food that doesn't agree with one's digestive process.

Dude, what the hell did you eat? You're cheesin' man.

by Todd December 10, 2003

bub

A buddy; a friend. Someone you talk to regularly, maybe even a co-worker.

Fuck bub, I don't know what to tell ya. -or- Whattya say there, bub?

by Todd August 15, 2003

hygiene impaired squeegee technicians

please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now

person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness

by todd March 26, 2004

squirrel

In Road Racing:
1. A driver who cannot maintain his line, especially while being overtaken.
2. A driver who is driving beyond his abilities and cannot keep to a line.

That damn squirrel nearly punted me coming out of 1!

by todd March 10, 2003