Definitions by TODD

dilshmo 

dildo, doosche, and homo all in one

Chris Hickson is a dilshmo because joey safford invented this word.

dilshmo by Todd September 19, 2004

christendom 

A scary ass haunted school that is home to exorcisms, shadowy figures, and strange voices. School staff denies any knowledge until recently, when a former graduate came foreward and told stories of things he'd witnessed and heard. Definatly one of the most haunted places in america.

Boy Christendom would make a nice setting for an episode of "Buffy"

christendom by Todd September 13, 2004

memphis wig 

10 90, otherwise known as a mullet.

Look at the memphis wig on the guy in the Camaro.

memphis wig by Todd August 6, 2004

Fignar 

1. A name once used by a former girlfriend as a nickname for me. affectionately used.

2. random trivia, useless knowledge.

1. "You know you'll always be my fignar"

2. The fignar for today is the formula to tell the outside temperature by the speed of an average ant.

Fignar by Todd June 5, 2004

Time 

While very important in keeping track of the events that happen during the day, not important enough to pound on that.

I don't pound on the time.

Time by Todd May 18, 2004

ain't you seen my movies 

What Dan says all the time quoting Sam L. Jackson on Chapelle's show.

Dan: ain't you seen my movies
other person: if u say that again ill kill u
Dan: ain't you seen my movies
(other person kills dan)

ain't you seen my movies by Todd May 5, 2004

get the sand out 

someone who needs to get the sand out of there vagina... i.e. stop bitching b/c ppl. have their ian masks on

matt wouldn't shut up so i called him a stupajew and told him to get the sand out

get the sand out by Todd April 21, 2004