Tulsi Gabbard

A person who changes positions on a dime

“My friend Jenna changed her positions more often than a weather vane. She’s a total Tulsi Gabbard”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

QueenAnon

An offshoot of QAnnon which posits that Queen Elizabeth II is the real identity behind “Q” and has faked her death to go deep undercover.

“Have you heard about QueenAnon? Sure it’s not an actual thing, but it’s just every bit as wild as the things QAnon actually does believe.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

by TK2000 November 15, 2023

JFK assassination

When his head explodes all over your Chanel dress (either sexually or literally)

“My pink Chanel dress was stained after his head exploded all over it. It was a JFK assassination.”

by TK2000 November 14, 2023

Connor McDavid

Essentially what’d happen if you customized a player to have 100% talent and 0% personality

“Have you seen that postgame interview of Connor McDavid? Amazing player, but the personality of a soggy plank of wood.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Drew Gooden

Synonym of Danny Gonzalez

“I really like that new Drew Gooden video.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Wrigley Field

Someone who is late to adopt any new technology.

“Yeah, John still was using a flip phone until this year: he only started using a smartphone the other month. He’s a total Wrigley Field”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023