TK2000's definitions

Kylie Minogue syndrome

When a global music superstar inexplicably struggles in the U.S. market.

“I’ll never understand why Anastacia was not big in the United States. Guess she fell victim to the Kylie Minogue Syndrome.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Mike Pence presidential campaign

When someone makes an effort to win over a group of people who literally wanted him dead.

“Why are you still trying to earn their support? You’re totally running a Mike Pence presidential campaign!”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Donald and Melania

A married couple that are rarely seen together.

“I know that they are married, but how often do you see them together? They are totally a Donald and Melania.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Genie in a Bottle

Someone who can “make your wish come true” if you rub them the right way. The meaning can be as innocent or as sexual as you wish it to be.

“ If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price to pay. I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way. If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true. You gotta make a big impression (oh yeah). Gotta like what you do.” -Christina Aguilera

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Ypsilanti water tower

Something that has got to be the most phallic thing you ever saw.

“That thing is so phallic it might as well count as pornographic. Total Ypsilanti Water Tower.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Ron Johnson

A dick that you believe to be the biggest dick in the world.

“The guy I saw last night. Huge dick. Probably the biggest in the world. A Ron Johnson if I ever saw one.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Wrigley Field

Someone who is late to adopt any new technology.

“Yeah, John still was using a flip phone until this year: he only started using a smartphone the other month. He’s a total Wrigley Field”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023