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JFK assassination

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When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.
My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.
by TK2000 November 15, 2023
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JFK assassination

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When his head explodes all over your Chanel dress (either sexually or literally)
“My pink Chanel dress was stained after his head exploded all over it. It was a JFK assassination.”
by TK2000 November 13, 2023
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Karen Walker

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A Karen who is a pill popper, as opposed to most Karens, who are simply a pill.

Reference to the Will and Grace character.
“Yeah, she shows up late to work a bottle in. And I’m talking both vodka AND pills. Such a. Karen Walker.”
by TK2000 October 30, 2023
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Gefiltefishing

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When a non-Jewish person (a “goy”) makes themselves appear Jewish.

Alternatively spelled “ gefiltephishing”. A derivative of “blackfishing”.
“Yeah, George sometimes went as far as wearing a Star of David necklace, when he has zero connection to Judaism. He was gefiltefishing us the whole time.”
by TK2000 October 30, 2023
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Genie in a Bottle

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Someone who can “make your wish come true” if you rub them the right way. The meaning can be as innocent or as sexual as you wish it to be.
“ If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price to pay. I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way. If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true. You gotta make a big impression (oh yeah). Gotta like what you do.” -Christina Aguilera
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
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Glizzo

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A (typically gay) male whose energy and personality resembles that of the singer Lizzo.
Charles is a total Glizzo. Every night he’s 100% that bitch.”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
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An adjective used to describe someone whose outfit fabulously embodies the early 2000s aesthetic. A reference to the early 2000s tween fashions worn by Hilary Duff as the star of the Disney Channel series Lizzie McGuire
“I love what you are wearing. A true throwback to the early 2000s. 100% Lizzie McGuire fabulous!”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
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