TK2000's definitions

Elon Musk

A dolt who owns a company named Tesla while ironically embodying the very worst attributes of Thomas Edison.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know who Elon Musk is?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s a total shitstain.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Karen Walker

A Karen who is a pill popper, as opposed to most Karens, who are simply a pill.

Reference to the Will and Grace character.

“Yeah, she shows up late to work a bottle in. And I’m talking both vodka AND pills. Such a. Karen Walker.”

by TK2000 October 30, 2023

Madison, Wisconsin

A city that can be described as “Austin on the Prairie” (or alternatively “Portland between two lakes”).

“My sister went to college in Madison, Wisconsin. They keep it weird there.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Glizzo

A (typically gay) male whose energy and personality resembles that of the singer Lizzo.

“Charles is a total Glizzo. Every night he’s 100% that bitch.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

John Delaney

A person you never heard of who asks for your support.

“You want me to support you? Dude, you’re a John Delaney to me. I’ve never even heard of you.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Bloomington-Normal

A generic place. So generic that it’s slogan might as well be “Keep Bloomington-Normal”.

“I went to Bloomington-Normal. Just like everyone else who has ever visited, I have nothing remarkable to recount.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Klobmentum

when a presidential primary campaign has an illusionary appearance of upward momentum after a surprise third-place finish in an early state, only for the campaign to quickly fizzle out.

Originates with Any Klobuchar’s 2020 presidential campaign.

“yeah, she placed third in New Hampshire, but what happened next? All it was was Klobmentum. Her career ended within a few weeks.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023