TJ 's definitions

chunky tuna

a fat girl, or used when refering to her vag

hey bro, here comes some chunky tuna!

you get a taste of her chunky tuna last night?

by tj April 20, 2005

Snow monkey

A canadian

people south of the border (mexicans) are monkeys, and people north of the border (canadians) are snow monkeys

by TJ May 17, 2004

ledge

Shortened slang for "legendary", or, more commonly, for "legend".

Jesus, you fucking ledge!

by Tj November 12, 2004

Rengel

The coolest person that ever lived on the face of the Earth.

John wished his friend was more like Rengel.

by Tj January 7, 2005

glorfindel

its when a person makes a mistake and though he attempts to make ammends and correct the mistake, he does it in the hardest way possible. The term originates from a character in the lord of the rings. In the prequel to Lotr, the Silmarillion, Glorfindel is an elf who dies in battle and goes to the elvish equivalant to valhala. But magically in Lotr a charachter by the same name returns and assists frodo. Tolkien later adimited it was a mistake. In stead of going back and changing the name of the charachter in the Silmarillion (which would have been easy since it was yet to be published at the time of tolkiens revelation) he made up this convaluted story about the valor calling Glorfindel back into service from the halls of mandos to fight against sauron, this all ends in glorfindel being reincarnated. So basically when you take the hard road to fixing a mistake.

Dude, why are you glorfindeling this situation. Just tell the bitch your sorry you cheated on her. You dont have to go and castrate your self, its totally unnessacary!

by TJ May 13, 2005

darlets

More affectionate word for Darling

I love you darlets.
You're arse looks big in those pants darlets.
Peel me a grape darlets.

by TJ February 24, 2004

Sminootin

When something is really dandy; extra special; tops; wicked; awesome;

Wow John! Your new Y-Fronts are sminootin!

by TJ February 23, 2004