Crookedcock

A dude who wears gay hats and has bad taste in movies.

Fucking Crookedcock! What a dick!

by tj August 02, 2004

Imperium

Truely AWESOME song made my Machine Head

-Robert Flynn does an fu**ing great job with this hard hitting song!!

F*CK THESE CHAINS NOT GOD DAMN SLAVES!



-Chalenge the whole human race..!

by TJ February 10, 2005

Vit

A man with long, flowing blonde hair resembling a woman.

I was walking behind this hot chick, but it ended up just being a Vit.

by TJ January 29, 2003

pussy-whipped

A guy who is whipped with out getting butty

Katie has Matt pussy whipped

by TJ February 02, 2005

splargal snarf

A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.

My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.

by TJ January 31, 2005

Sminootin

When something is really dandy; extra special; tops; wicked; awesome;

Wow John! Your new Y-Fronts are sminootin!

by TJ February 24, 2004

camaro

The car that looks like a blurr when you blast by it in a mustang.

Friend: what the hell was that?
Me: that was just a slow-ass camaro.

by TJ January 16, 2005