TJ's definitions

70s style box

a vag thats not trimmes, it grows out like a fro from the 70's, not key , not key at all

i went to eat that girl out, n her 70's style box almost took my eyes out

by tj April 20, 2005

clown-fucker

Someone who rapes clowns and wears fat people clothes.

You clown-fucker. You want to die?!

by TJ October 29, 2004

ledge

Shortened slang for "legendary", or, more commonly, for "legend".

Jesus, you fucking ledge!

by Tj November 12, 2004

Rengel

The coolest person that ever lived on the face of the Earth.

John wished his friend was more like Rengel.

by Tj January 7, 2005

Imperium

Truely AWESOME song made my Machine Head

-Robert Flynn does an fu**ing great job with this hard hitting song!!

F*CK THESE CHAINS NOT GOD DAMN SLAVES!



-Chalenge the whole human race..!

by TJ February 10, 2005

cher

The 300 year old cyborg, that has no singing talent at all, and relies on the profits from 60 year old women that still like her. I hate her.

I cant wait for Cher's batteries to run out.

by tj January 28, 2005

glorfindel

its when a person makes a mistake and though he attempts to make ammends and correct the mistake, he does it in the hardest way possible. The term originates from a character in the lord of the rings. In the prequel to Lotr, the Silmarillion, Glorfindel is an elf who dies in battle and goes to the elvish equivalant to valhala. But magically in Lotr a charachter by the same name returns and assists frodo. Tolkien later adimited it was a mistake. In stead of going back and changing the name of the charachter in the Silmarillion (which would have been easy since it was yet to be published at the time of tolkiens revelation) he made up this convaluted story about the valor calling Glorfindel back into service from the halls of mandos to fight against sauron, this all ends in glorfindel being reincarnated. So basically when you take the hard road to fixing a mistake.

Dude, why are you glorfindeling this situation. Just tell the bitch your sorry you cheated on her. You dont have to go and castrate your self, its totally unnessacary!

by TJ May 13, 2005