TIm's definitions

sauced

Having too much to drink,
Similar words: plastered, hammered, trashed

my mom is sauced after that party

by Tim October 12, 2003

push up

The act of raising one's self off the ground when lying down face first by sustaining an erection.

I fell out of bed when we were shaggin', but then I did a push up and she was so impressed we kept goin' all night.

by Tim June 27, 2003

hoffmania

A word used to desribe the excitement and general feeling of elation whilst being around items or conversation that provokes thoughts relating to 'The Hoff'.

The Colonel remarked upon seeing the Baywatch Marathon on Sky Travel to his maid. "I didnt think I still had it in me, but after seeing that opening shot of his trunks I was in 'Hoffmania' I can tell you".

by tim August 20, 2004

nunfer

Getting a blowjob without having to give anything in return. All for you NUN-FER her.

Sorry I was late to the meeting my wife was giving me a nunfer this morning.

by Tim May 7, 2003

jugulate

to kill by slitting the throat

i'ma jugulate you, you trick-ass motherfucka

by Tim April 7, 2004

Cunk Nuggle

A term describing a person who has a bald-head, homosexual tendencies and questionable personal hygiene.

Riley Davis is a Cunk Nuggle.

by Tim November 22, 2004

switch

1. A switchblade, a knife with a retractable blade. Also can be used to refer to a butterfly knife.

They started talkin shit so I pulled my switch on em.

The got into a fight and Jimmy slashed him with the switch.

by Tim December 21, 2003