ur mom

A very easy way to shut up someone you dislike greatly

F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
whats new wit u
Timothy says:
your mom!!! and you?
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
u fuckin moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
too much to say
Timothy says:
ur mom is also a fucking moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
not funny
Timothy says:
so is ur mom
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
bye
Timothy says:
ur mom

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ur mom

by Tim March 06, 2005

back in black

1) an AC/DC single
2) an album of the same name of the single

1) I'm currently listening to "Back In Black".
2) "Back In Black", according to a book, is one of the greatest rock albums ever.

by Tim April 02, 2004

pimer

your wife, only if you like her

hey, pimer, did you get me another beer?

by tim October 12, 2004

Eason

A Hong Kong based singer who sells pork at local butcher shop. He is well known for his girlfriend Hilary Chan.

Eason Chan is a drugo

by Tim October 25, 2004

hb

A Guy who is totally bitch-whipped.

Man, ever since you got a girlfriend, you've turned HB

by Tim January 26, 2004

kyuubified

Kyuubi is derived from the amazing anime, Naruto.
being kyuubified is having an immense ammount of power, raging mad, and becoming a killing machine! :D

look at that TiM, so kyuubified.

by TiM March 06, 2005

Two Timing Whore

Specifically referring to the female cheating with other men at the same time she claims commitment to another.

That two timing whore was fucking her X old man while we were together.

by tim October 15, 2007