THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

out of gas

exhausted, worn out

Man, am I out of gas.

by The Return of Light Joker June 12, 2009

hard time

time spent in prison by a convict

He tried to steal an antique but he got caught and did hard time for it.

by The Return of Light Joker May 27, 2009

avoid like the plague

evade someone or something at all cost

If you see her avoid her like the plague. (example of avoid like the plague)

by The Return of Light Joker December 7, 2009

blue-collar ballet

Professional wrestling (perhaps because most matches have predetermined outcomes)

I don't care for blue-collar ballet.

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2011

licker

a person's tounge

Your licker is hanging out of your mouth.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2009

flash in the pants

a momentary burst of sexual arousal (a pun on flash in the pan)

I had a flash in the pants from thinking about the night before, but realized I can't let it interrupt my work.

by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2011

arm

a police man or woman, a police officer

That arm was too busy dealing with the speeder to notice the broken window of the nearby house.

by The Return of Light Joker March 7, 2008