THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

headless chicken

a panic stricken and/or illogical person

The once heroic veteran turned into a regular headless chicken overnight.

by The Return of Light Joker May 12, 2010

spare tire

a bulge of fat around the waist

I've gotta get rid of this spare tire.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2009

empty-nester

a person whose children have grown up and left

Don't mind her. She's an empty-nester.

by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2009

tat

a tattoo (especially a skin tattoo)

That is one ugly tat on his neck.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2009

game over

a situation has ended unsuccessfully

If he gets away, it's game over for the credibility of the police chief.

by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2009

give up the ghost

to die, to succumb

If he does give up the ghost, love will never be the same.

by The Return of Light Joker March 1, 2009

zipper morals

loose morals, implies that the person has an excessive desire and willingness to unzip one's fly

Judging by his mannerisms, that guy probably has zipper morals.

by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2010