have a chip on your shoulder

to be touchy, to be easily provoked (During the 19th century, a person in the united states would challenge others to a fight by placing a wooden chip on his/her shoulder and daring them to knock it off, and if the other person did so, the fight was on.)

Man, You sure do have a chip on your shoulder today.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2008

black dog

melancholia, depression

He had a major case of black dog.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2009

noodle

the head, especially in the context of thinking

Something was off in her noodle.

by The Return of Light Joker May 18, 2010

locks

dreadlocks (an abbreviation)

His locks made him stand out like a sore thumb.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2011

lock

a certainty, such as of an outcome

That round of poker was a lock.

by The Return of Light Joker May 23, 2008

junkyard dog

1. a particularly vicious and dangerous dog, especially one chained up as a result of it's attacks

2. a particularly vicious and dangerous person

(dogs of such a temperament are frequently used to guard junkyards in movies)

If I have to deal with that junkyard dog again I will give it's owner a piece of my mind.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2009

mouthpiece

1. a lawyer

2, a spokesperson, a spokesman or woman

The Mouthpiece for the government lied about what happened.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2008