THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

abc gum

gum that has already been chewed (especially if placed under a desk or chair)

If you chew that abc gum you could get someone's germs.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2008

old flame

a former lover, a former spouse

Her old flame was fond of Chardonnay.

by The Return of Light Joker August 12, 2009

chitlins

chitterlings, a food made of fried pig intestines(often regarded as characteristically eaten by black people and in the southern United States)

Looks like someone has been cooking a pot of chitlins.

by The Return of Light Joker March 10, 2008

eye in the sky

1. a closed circuit camera concealed in the ceiling for security reasons

2. any person who watches a situation from above

The crook tried to block the eye in the sky.

by The Return of Light Joker October 11, 2008

drink like a fish

to drink to excess

He was unaware of the danger that could come to him if he were to drink like a fish and as a result he almost succumbed to alcohol poisoning.

by The Return of Light Joker April 3, 2009

punching bag

a person who takes the blame when something goes wrong, a scapegoat

An unpopular politician is likely to become a punching bag.

by The Return of Light Joker March 31, 2009

jack-knife

a semitrailer truck accident where the truck portion folds backwards so that it resembles a jack-knife

I realized I had to take a detour when I heard about the delay caused to a jack-knife on the freeway.

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2011