THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010

Archie Bunker

A bigoted lower middle class resident of the United States of America(from the character in All in the Family Who was intolerant of people who were different early in the show)

He was your basic Archie Bunker all around.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2008

an arm and a leg

an outrageously high price, en excessive price

Don't pay an arm and a leg for your internet service, switch to -* insert company name here *- today.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 25, 2007

meat eater

a corrupt police officer who greedily searches for and pursues situations that they can exploit for thier own financial gain

They discovered that the latest officer assigned had a record of being a meat eater.

by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2011

Quitter

someone who gives up to easily in the face of adversity

I am not a quitter. I can do this.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2008

microskirt

a very short skirt(even shorter than a miniskirt)

How can you wear a microskirt in the middle of winter?

by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2008

jack with

to mess with someone or something

Some drugs can really jack with your brain.

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2011