think-piece 

a newspaper article that consists of analysis, opinions, ideas or discussions, rather than basic news and facts

It seems these people are more focused on the most recently released think-piece than on information.

think-piece by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2011

think-piece 

A piece of personal opinion written by an individual to gas-light or target a specific entity or topic.

Employee 1: Hey did you hear anything from Bobby yet , he's not been finishing his work
Employee 2: Dude he's in jail
Employee 1: Yeah that's cool and all but he still needs to finish his work, think I'm gonna write a think-piece on him
Employee 2: wtf

think-piece by MikeTheFragantist February 3, 2025

think piece 

Someone who is not quite attractive enough to be called "hot" and not quite ugly enough to be called "fugly." Usually takes more than a first impression for you to see their real beauty.

Friend 1: "Damn, I met Dante's new girl the other night..."
Friend 2: "the one he met at the Library when he was checking out that book on stds?"
Friend 1: "Yea, she's a real think piece"
Friend 2: "Word"

think piece by Micah S December 27, 2008

As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket 

an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.

The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.

Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...

Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!

As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket by Machinegun8arg April 2, 2008