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bells and whistles

features that add to the appearance of something but do not make it function any better
If you want bells and whistles you should go to the other aisle.
by The Return of Light Joker November 6, 2009
mugGet the bells and whistlesmug.

ungodly

They almost triggered a flame war with their ungodly rants.
by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2009
mugGet the ungodlymug.

off-the-shelf

readily available form retail sources
No more off-the-shelf water filters for me.
mugGet the off-the-shelfmug.

clay eater

a very poor uneducated person, especially one from the southern United States
He thought he was about to meet a clay eater, but that turned out not to be the case.
by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2011
mugGet the clay eatermug.

Zack Morris Phone

an early mobile phone known mainly for for it's bulky size(from a character in the sitcoms Good Morning and Saved By the Bell, known for using this type of phone)
How the hell can anyone fit a Zack morris phone on their belt.
by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2008
mugGet the Zack Morris Phonemug.

skeptopathy

the irrational belief that something is false because it is unusual
I have too much skeptopathy from them already.
by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2011
mugGet the skeptopathymug.

Indy 500

Rather than take the time to get to the Indy 500 just to see it we just went to see a movie.
by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2010
mugGet the Indy 500mug.

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