THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

country cousin

a distant but related person or thing (from a term for a unsophisticated relative who lives in and/or is accustomed to a rural area)

The errant belief that many people go insane during the full moon may be a country cousin of the werewolf myth.

by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2010

44

1. a .44 magnum handgun

2. a prostitute

I don't need a 44. It's not worth my time.

by The Return of Light Joker August 27, 2010

spizzerinktum

energy, vitality, vigor

If you still have the spizzerinktum to pass the preliminaries than help me out.

by The Return of Light Joker July 5, 2009

fast lane

a wealthy and stylish pace and quality of life that emphasizes quick and precise response to competition

Life in the fast lane is believed to limit room for healthy eating.

by The Return of Light Joker June 3, 2009

straw boss

a worker who serves as a supervisor of other workers

If you don't want to be a straw boss than get a different job.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2009

moon cabbage

marijuana

The controversy about the legal status of moon cabbage in The U.S. has grown, despite the fact that other issues have gotten worse.

by The Return of Light Joker July 12, 2010

ticker

the heart (not used in the emotional sense)

Don't let your ticker beat so fast.

by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2009