THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

no-see-um

a small biting insect, especially a biting midge

You won't see a single no-see-um without a group.

by The Return of Light Joker August 15, 2008

vitamin k

slang for ketamine, an anesthetic used as a recreational drug

He was in a stupor from vitamin k.

by The Return of Light Joker August 31, 2010

max out

to reach the limit of one's capabilities

It looks like your ready to max out your coordination.

by The Return of Light Joker December 26, 2011

yellow jacket

a capsule of the barbiturate sold as Nembutal

Don't touch that yellow jacket.

by The Return of Light Joker May 24, 2008

red under the bed

an insidious communist presence that has infiltrated a capitalist society (the under the bed part refers to the stereotypical child's fear of monsters under the bed, often used ironically to describe the mentality of people who are paranoid about communists)

Back then the red under the bed was viewed as the driving force behind our defense budget.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2012

Ameche

a telephone (dated, from actor Don Ameche, who starred in an early film about Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telphone)

The Ameche rang off the hook.

by The Return of Light Joker May 24, 2011

water buffalo

1. a water storage tank

2. to vomit (worse than to yak)

The water buffalo had to be heated manually to get the water to flow.

by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2010